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    There is a girl in my seminar group who I have caught looking at me a couple of times. I was wondering how I can introduce myself to her because she is always sitting and talking with her friend. Thanks
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    Stride confidently up to her, undo your trousers and strike her across the jaw with your manhood. Proceed to do this everyday until she yields.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    There is a girl in my seminar group who I have caught looking at me a couple of times. I was wondering how I can introduce myself to her because she is always sitting and talking with her friend. Thanks
    Say " your face must be from McDonald 's, because I'm lovin' it".
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    Bang her friend
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    (Original post by Jonathan Crane)
    Stride confidently up to her, undo your trousers and strike her across the jaw with your manhood. Proceed to do this everyday until she yields.
    Wouldn't suggest that. Too close to her chompers for comfort.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    There is a girl in my seminar group who I have caught looking at me a couple of times. I was wondering how I can introduce myself to her because she is always sitting and talking with her friend. Thanks
    Hand her a crude, handwritten, homemade business card with the following written on it:

    *Your Name*
    Student
    8 inches
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    (Original post by Jonathan Crane)
    ...until she yields.
    Spoken like a gentleman
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    Go over to her holding some ice. Put the ice on the floor and stamp on it. Then look at her and say "now that the ice is broken, can I have your number?"
 
 
 
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