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I wanna bust a nut but I can't.

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Original post by dash52
Every time I try to masturbate, I climax but no semen comes out. The head of my penis begins to throb afterwards.
Should I be worried?
*claps hands* very good read.
Reply 21
Original post by Oh no not again!
Why you getting my mum into this for? She's a nice lady.


I know.
Use this

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Reply 24
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Use this



Wow, very funny(!) Commander of Banter Squad.
Original post by dash52
Wow, very funny(!) Commander of Banter Squad.


I thought it was hilarious...I make myself laugh:biggrin:
Original post by Bupdeeboowah
This may sound s̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶i̶c̶ semantic, but it's supposed to be "OP got into your mum," not "OP got your mum into this."


Why do you follow me around, making insulting comments all the time?
Original post by Oh no not again!
Why do you follow me around, making insulting comments all the time?
I'm the omnipresent troll of this forum?
Original post by SophieSmall
Dry orgasms are not usually alarming or a sign of any trouble. So don't get yourself worried, they just happen sometimes. Especially if you masturbate frequently. If you become concerned though and you are ONLY having dry orgasms you may want to visit your doctor.

Ive never had a dry orgasm in my life and i used to spend entire days masturbating when i was a teenager lol
Reply 29
Original post by Bupdeeboowah
I'm the omnipresent troll of this forum?


gtfo fgt! Can't you see I have a serious issue here? Make useful comments or leave.
Original post by ChickenMadness
Ive never had a dry orgasm in my life and i used to spend entire days masturbating when i was a teenager lol


Not everyone will get them like, but they are very common.
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Use this

And that, my children, is why circumcision is traumatic.
Original post by Bupdeeboowah
I'm the omnipresent troll of this forum?


That's sad that you follow me around this forum room with the sole target to troll me.
Original post by dash52
gtfo fgt! Can't you see I have a serious issue here? Make useful comments or leave.
But I did correct someone's language over there! Surely it was a useful comment!
Original post by Ahmed766
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How come a squirrel can bust a nut :wink:, and you can't?
Original post by dash52
Every time I try to masturbate, I climax but no semen comes out. The head of my penis begins to throb afterwards.
Should I be worried?


You need to masturbate past the dry orgasm dry orgasms occur when you have stopped masturbating at the point between orgasm and semen coming out from my experience having had a few and I always ended up producing semen by masturbating further, the orgasm is much stronger when you produce semen so you always want to produce semen.
What if you have nut cancer?
Reply 38
Original post by ChickenMadness
What if you have nut cancer?


not really comforting mate.
Reply 39
Original post by FaisalNaeem03
How come a squirrel can bust a nut :wink:, and you can't?


You should become a comedian.

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