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    I certainly can't I made noodles today and now I can hear my dad scraping them off his plate downstairs...I don't blame him I had two bites of mine and gave up on them

    Are you a good cook? HOW?!
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    I follow instructions on a recipe letter by letter and it usually comes out edible lmao.

    Sometimes I pretend Gegg Wallace and John whats-his-face will judge me if my food turns out bad, scares me enough to focus omg.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I certainly can't I made noodles today and now I can hear my dad scraping them off his plate downstairs...I don't blame him I had two bites of mine and gave up on them

    Are you a good cook? HOW?!
    I usually just throw stuff together and it works :dontknow:
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    heck of a good cook,
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    As your friend and a very good cook, I shall give you lessons. But c'mon noodles are the easiest thing you can make.
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    (Original post by RainbowKiwi)
    I follow instructions on a recipe letter by letter and it usually comes out edible lmao.

    Sometimes I pretend Gegg Wallace and John whats-his-face will judge me if my food turns out bad, scares me enough to focus omg.
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    So you're saying you can't follow instructions on a piece of paper while making sure you don't burn your hands?
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    I certainly can't I made noodles today and now I can hear my dad scraping them off his plate downstairs...I don't blame him I had two bites of mine and gave up on them

    Are you a good cook? HOW?!
    I'm not either...nothing ever works out and my nan always shouts at me bc idk anything about Indian food
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    Now you might say "Oh the lovely Mrs Holmes, it doesn't look awful" but I can assure you it was terrible and worse my dad just lied saying it was good!
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    Fanx m8, mind went blank there.
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    Fanx m8, mind went blank there.
    No probz
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    Simply follow the instructions and taste along the way so you don't get a nasty surprise when you eat it.
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    Wow! you can't cook noodles.

    I am sure a neanderthal could cope.
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    (Original post by shawn_o1)
    So you're saying you can't follow instructions on a piece of paper while making sure you don't burn your hands?
    No I'm saying I can't make food that doesn't taste a bit like fart. :bawling:
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    go to iceland, transfer the food you bought on to a fancy plate
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    No I'm saying I can't make food that doesn't taste a bit like fart. :bawling:
    Add seasoning next time (and salt and pepper dosent cut it imo)
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    I'm not either...nothing ever works out and my nan always shouts at me bc idk anything about Indian food
    My mum has a catering business so it's actually embarrassing. I only know how to eat indian food!
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    Even if I follow a recipe... I still mess up.

    I can cook toast and rice, that's really it.
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    Add seasoning next time (and salt and pepper dosent cut it imo)
    I diidddddd. But I put too many in there I think

    I used:
    -Red chilli powder
    -Cumin
    -Garam Masala
    -Salt
    -Pepper
    -This other thing in the box
    -and shredded coriander.

    Still tasted like crap maybe I'm just not meant to cook....I burnt my oatmeal the other day.
 
 
 
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