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    I masturbated a couple hours ago and forgot to wash my hands. I just got my food and started eating and realized. Am I disgusting human being :cry2: ?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I masturbated a couple hours ago and forgot to wash my hands. I just got my food and started eating and realized. Am I disgusting human being :cry2: ?
    What you ate with your hands, and you only realised once you dug in with the white jizz still on you hands.

    Did the food taste salty?
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    a little salt brings out the flavouring, you're good
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    (Original post by oh no not again!)
    so you ate your food with the white jizz on it, and only realized once you started digging in?

    Did the food taste salty?
    lmfao can't give you rep, but lol
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    I guess you think people who have oral sex are the filthiest people out there?
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    Saved you reaching over to grab the S shaker.
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    Since all of you guys are describing the taste of jizz as salty.... have you tasted it? o.O
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    Meh a little extra salt never hurt anyone
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    (Original post by samina_ay)
    Since all of you guys are describing the taste of jizz as salty.... have you tasted it? o.O
    Since my biology teacher described AIDs to me, does that mean he has it??
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Meh a little extra salt never hurt anyone
    Even in your cooking :P
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Meh a little extra salt never hurt anyone
    I am sure you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
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    (Original post by Student403)
    Since my biology teacher described AIDs to me, does that mean he has it??
    Oo I see what you did there.
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    Even in your cooking :P
    Lol true, who am I to talk?! :awesome:

    (Original post by Oh no not again!)
    I am sure you'd know all about, wouldn't you?
    No :innocent:
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    (Original post by samina_ay)
    Since all of you guys are describing the taste of jizz as salty.... have you tasted it? o.O
    Yes, I have tasted my own jizz to see what the fuss was all about.

    And confirm mine tasted like Walkers Ready salted crisps.
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    (Original post by Oh no not again!)
    Yes, I have tasted my own jizz to see what the fuss was all about.

    And confirm mine tasted like Walkers Ready salted crisps.
    Good good
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    (Original post by Oh no not again!)
    Yes, I have tasted my own jizz to see what the fuss was all about.

    And confirm mine tasted like Walkers Ready salted crisps.
    :puke:
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    (Original post by samina_ay)
    Since all of you guys are describing the taste of jizz as salty.... have you tasted it? o.O
    Them: "it's a prank, it's a prank bro, it's a prank calm down yeah". Me: “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
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    This thread is GROSS af :puke:
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    (Original post by MrKmas508)
    Them: "it's a prank, it's a prank bro, it's a prank calm down yeah". Me: “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
    Hello again u creep x
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    I've seen videos where people literally sucks the life out of the V-hole and the A-hole ... you are not that disgusting as you think you are
 
 
 
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