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    or even texts
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    I have a comfy bed, come and check it out :indiff:
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    'Leave me alone'
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    My love for you is like diarrhoea
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    I just can't hold it
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    I will fly my plane up your runway.

    I am deadly serious. I didn't reply to the text.
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    can I be ur toilet paper
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    or even texts
    Texts wise i cant remember the exact text but it was something along the lines of 'come and mess my bed up '
    They didnt get a reply to that one
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    My room+you in it=heaven
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    ok so no one has used it yet but still. That would be hilariously awful.
    An actual one was:

    "damn you got more thighs than a bucket of chicken!" but as he was toothless...I kept walking even though he damn near chased after me in his wheelchair.

    And I swear to god and all the chips in the world :adore:, that is a true story. I was 12 :lol:
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    (Original post by Ryanx623)
    'Leave me alone'
    Lies :console:
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    'stop smoking'
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    (Original post by MathsAstronomy12)
    My love for you is like diarrhoea
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    I just can't hold it
    ...well at least this post taught me how to spell diarrhoea properly
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    (Original post by Maggie_O)
    Lies :console:
    Not joking actually
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    Never really experienced a "pick up" line. The two times i did get asked out was just direct without the cheesy pick up lines.
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    (Original post by Ryanx623)
    Not joking actually
    What were you doing to them that they'd tell you that? lol
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    (Original post by Maggie_O)
    What were you doing to them that they'd tell you that? lol
    I said hello...
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    (Original post by Maggie_O)
    ...well at least this post taught me how to spell diarrhoea properly
    I'm sure that's not all it did
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    (Original post by Ryanx623)
    I said hello...
    Hm, gawd, some girls can really be up themselves like that you'll be fine, though lol
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    'Can I copy your homework'
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    Him: You're really pretty.
    Me: Thanks.
    Him: Don't thank me thank your parents. They're the ones who made you.

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    i was told by the wingman of the guy that his friend was willing to spend how ever much it took to get me back to his hotel room that night. ew, (as in money on drinks) but way to make a girl feel like a cheap hooker!
 
 
 
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