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    Jusr incase sht pops off? I used to sleeo with a shank under my pillow but now I keep a baseball bat right next to me in my bed

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    I'm the weapon.
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    Of course. Always keep a prosthetic leg handy.
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    My alarm clock
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    My dildo.


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    my fingernails

    I sharpen these bad boys at 6pm every evening.
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    No. I don't live in a city so I don't need one
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    My body is my weapon. I've got mad skillz.
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    my toenails

    I sharpen these bad boys at 6pm every evening.
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    Got a fist at the end of each arm
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    (Original post by cranbrook_aspie)
    No. I don't live in a city so I don't need one
    ok but think of the wildlife then.
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    Are ya kidding me?!

    Look at my hands:



    Complete artwork from above, I'm tellin ya
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    Are ya kidding me?!

    Look at my hands:



    Complete artwork from above, I'm tellin ya
    Ew that is disgusting for some reason.
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    (Original post by Maggie_O)
    Ew that is disgusting for some reason.
    :eek: :eek: are ya kidding me? You're next.
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    Go on you all make jokes, a few episodes of crimewatch will make you start taking precautions.

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    I'd just whack an intruder with my willy
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    :eek: :eek: are ya kidding me? You're next.
    Why do the nails look like jack o lantern teeth? It's all too much! xD
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    (Original post by John55)
    I'd just whack an intruder with my willy
    And we all envy the intruder, now.
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    Empty dumbbel bars under my bed, but more for convenience than anything else. And deodorant. Plus all the weapons of my body - fingers, palms, knuckles, elbows, teeth, top of skull, knees, shins, feet... Oh and keys too actually.
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    I actually do yes
 
 
 
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