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    keep it lame and pg - i love primary school jokes
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    Your Life
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    (Original post by sachinisgod)
    Your Life
    I lol'd
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    Here's a short skit from Rudy Ray:

    I wanna ask you one question: if I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what did I have honey?"
    I said, "Darling you'd have some walnuts."
    She said, "Well, daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest, would those be chestnuts?"
    I said, "Hell yeah."
    Then she said, "Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin, would those be chin-nuts?"
    I said, "Hell no *****, you'd have a **** in your mouth!"
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    EAGLE: *internally* don't let them know ur an eagle

    INTERVIEWER: what's your main strength?

    E: im very eagle to learn

    I: ...

    E: SQUAWK
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    A man walked into a bar.

    Ouch.
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    What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?



    NACHO CHEESE!
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    (Original post by Leah910)
    What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?



    NACHO CHEESE!
    :mmm: xD omg I snorted

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    Knock knock
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    Knock knock
    Who there who there?

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    A man walks into a bar....



    .....Ouch
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    A man walked into a bar.

    Ouch.
    Lol I posted that before I read that you already posted that lool

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    Great minds think alike eh
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Great minds think alike eh
    Of course
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    Who there who there?

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    (Original post by kkboyk)
    loool i'm snorting the **** out what the hell
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    Knock knock
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    (Original post by kkboyk)
    Aww I can't see via phone :-( I'll go check it in the morning

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    Knock knock
    Who there :mmm:

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    Who there :mmm:

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    It's the police, your mother & father have died.


    That's a German joke, hope you enjoyed
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    loool i'm snorting the **** out what the hell
    Whenever I see someone saying "snorting" I automatically think of cocaine

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    Aww I can't see via phone :-( I'll go check it in the morning

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    Well don't beat your 'alligator' too much over it.
 
 
 
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