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the most repelling lines of this centry watch

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    By *LoL*

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    man: i will make you the second happiest human being in the world

    woman: why not the first? (pretending to be cute)

    man: because with you, i am the most happiest man( a light grin apprears)

    2.

    man: the rain is pretty heavy today

    woman: yea

    man. that's because god is drivelling over you

    3.
    man: miss, can you lend me 5 pounds?
    woman: for what?

    man: i'm going to telephone my mother to tell her that i've just met a peerless beauty

    4.

    man: my appologise. but i am an aritist and it's my duty to be gazing at a beauty.

    woman:........(overjoyed)

    5.

    man: i am so down today a beatiful girl's smile would soothe the pain. oh, miss, can you give me a smile?

    to be continued
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    This stuff is gold!!!!
    carry on! Taking notes here....
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    hmmmmm, these seem to be posh chatup lines doomed to failure
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    add three more lines, these are all i can think of at the moment.

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    manstaring at the brand of her t-shirt)

    woman: what are you doing?

    man:i just want to make sure if you were made in Heaven.

    7.

    man : your legs must be feeling very tired.

    woman: why?

    man: because you have been running in my mind for a whole day.

    8.
    man: can i ask you the path to someplace?

    woman: of course. where?

    man: to your heart.
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    so what about girls???
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    (Original post by shushimeng)
    so what about girls???
    i have to ask my gf about that.
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    (Original post by *LoL*)
    i have to ask my gf about that.
    owow right i thought u are a girl
    sorrrrry
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    hmmm, they are evn worse than my chatup lines.
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    (Original post by wiwarin_mir)
    hmmm, they are evn worse than my chatup lines.
    give us some examples then
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    classic, deserved to be put into my pseronal collection
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    (Original post by *LoL*)
    7.
    man : your legs must be feeling very tired.

    woman: why?

    man: because you have been in my mind for a whole day.
    i think you have missed out the word "running" other wise you are going to sound a bit of a loser with this line
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    (Original post by Speciez99)
    i think you have missed out the word "running" other wise you are going to sound a bit of a loser with this line
    LOL
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    (Original post by shushimeng)
    owow right i thought u are a girl
    sorrrrry
    LMAO
    xox
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    (Original post by kindersurprise)
    LMAO
    xox
    HAHAHAHA make a fool of myself
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    these are actually quite funny
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    (Original post by Speciez99)
    i think you have missed out the word "running" other wise you are going to sound a bit of a loser with this line
    change made. thanks for your correction.
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    Love it, just simply love it!!

    thanks for sharing
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    Do people really use lines like these??

    Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

    That's a lovely dress, would look great scrumpled up on the floor next to my bed.
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    (Original post by young_free)
    Do people really use lines like these??

    Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

    That's a lovely dress, would look great scrumpled up on the floor next to my bed.
    only people who is so slef-absorbed
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    (Original post by young_free)
    Do people really use lines like these??

    Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

    That's a lovely dress, would look great scrumpled up on the floor next to my bed.
    of course. there is no doubt about it
 
 
 
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