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    I'm trying to think of a survival plan just in case I'm ever buried alive.

    I think I'd let my closest family know that I want a coffin which can open from the inside and my grave to be fairly shallow :yes:

    If I'm supposedly murdered, then... :afraid:
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    Die
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    i plan to be cremated.

    So 420 brah
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    **** my pants and then spend my last waking moments gagging on the smell of my own excrement and ensuing vomit.
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    ask your family to text you ?
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Die
    Damn, that would a painful, slow death though...


    (Original post by Bill_Gates)
    i plan to be cremated.

    So 420 brah
    Ah, no going back at all
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    Unless your someone who prepares for such an event , pretty much screwed.
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    (Original post by Viva Emptiness)
    **** my pants and then spend my last waking moments gagging on the smell of my own excrement and ensuing vomit.
    :no:


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    ask your family to text you ?
    Take my phone with me to the grave... good idea.

    Will there be good signal?

    Pretty sure they'd be scared to death to see a text like that though
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    (Original post by enaayrah)
    Damn, that would a painful, slow death though...




    Ah, no going back at all
    I am aware but i cant break out of a coffin
    Will have to reflect on my life so far and what i have achieved before my death
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    (Original post by enaayrah)
    :no:




    Take my phone with me to the grave... good idea.

    Will there be a signal?
    better not use Talk Talk
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    (Original post by TSR Mustafa)
    Unless your someone who prepares for such an event , pretty much screwed.
    I don't want to be screwed should this ever happen :ahee:
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    (Original post by enaayrah)
    I don't want to be screwed should this ever happen :ahee:
    Don't lie , this is your secret fetish.
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    I will spend my time reminiscing on my fantastic contributions to TSR possibly penis in hand
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    (Original post by Betelgeuse-)
    I will spend my time reminiscing on my fantastic contributions to TSR possibly penis in hand
    10 green gems or die trying
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    Do what Max Branning did and haunt the ones that put me there...
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    From what i've heard if you dig in a zigzag formation instead of straight up the dirt wont collapse on you. The hard part is breaking the casket. Dont ask how I know this ok
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    My mum just told me that my religion apparently insists on being buried in a coffin with no lid. That's a good survival net :awesome:
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    text my log in details for the web version of find my iphone to a friend, Then take some selfies of this once in a lifetime experience to show the grandkids
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    Probably cry bitter tears of rage and fright.
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    (Original post by Viva Emptiness)
    **** my pants and then spend my last waking moments gagging on the smell of my own excrement and ensuing vomit.
    I get the impression you think about this sort fo things a lot.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-die-real.html

    Sleep tight :kiss:
 
 
 
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