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    So I was filling petrol (well diesel) and a blue Maserati pulls up in the pump next to me. Black wheels, coupe, totally baller-looking car. And this short, Chinese guy gets out to fill the petrol.

    Let's be honest, short Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot white women - I personally think they're really cool - And then after a little while, this beautiful blonde babe gets out the other side. At first I thought he must have abducted her but no, she went into the station and I saw her inside just going to the loo. In sure they were together.

    How amazing is that. The moral of the story is that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl, even if you're weak and ugly - and I'm tall and handsome, so maybe I'll get two.

    Great day
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    No the moral of the story is not to make sweeping generalisations.
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    Cool story bro. Changed my life.
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    That's good. But someone with your personality? You're more likely to run up to a gas station with a tin foil hat and stick the nozzle up your butt muttering about your post count on TSR.

    xoxoxo
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    (Original post by Phoebe Buffay)
    No the moral of the story is not to make sweeping generalisations.
    Which generalisation did I make?!
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    Because we must all take a chance.
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Which generalisation did I make?!
    Oh Idk, the one about Chinese people, food, and chains...and something about the bottom...
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    lucky im not chinese so i dont fit into your assumption at all
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Which generalisation did I make?!
    'Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot women'

    'that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl'
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    (Original post by Phoebe Buffay)
    'Chinese guys are pretty much at the bottom of the food chain for attracting hot women'

    'that buying an expensive car will get you a hot girl'
    Oh right. You seem pretty attractive - are you into Chinese guys and **** cars?
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    lucky im not chinese so i dont fit into your assumption at all
    lol what are you
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    (Original post by Awesome Genius)
    Oh right. You seem pretty attractive - are you into Chinese guys and **** cars?
    you are priceless
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    Wtf...
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    (Original post by King Mal)
    lol what are you
    i can be whatever asian u want me to be
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    apart from chinese
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    i can be whatever asian u want me to be
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    apart from chinese
    why don't you like Chinesians?
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    Don't you get bored of this?

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    (Original post by King Mal)
    why don't you like Chinesians?
    because i had chinese takeaway 2 weeks ago and it gave me food poisoning, so definitely, i dont support what they've done to me.
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    (Original post by King Mal)
    why don't you like Chinesians?
    I don't think its the fact of not liking it... I think its the annoying assumptions that everybody makes on somebody that LOOKS chinese.... -_-
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    because i had chinese takeaway 2 weeks ago and it gave me food poisoning, so definitely, i dont support what they've done to me.
    I do. All hail the Chinese.
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    because i had chinese takeaway 2 weeks ago and it gave me food poisoning, so definitely, i dont support what they've done to me.
    Or that...
 
 
 
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