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I just ate a three-week-old Malteser... watch

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    ... that I found on the floor in my bedroom.

    Am I going to die now?!?! :eek4:
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    omg alexion don't snuff it i like you too much :console::cry2::cry:

    (Original post by Alexion)
    ... that I found on the floor in my bedroom.

    Am I going to die now?!?! :eek4:
    are you sure it was a malteaser tho....?

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    I hope you don't mean a 3 week old person from Malta.

    That would be wrong.
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    if you feel unwell contact NHS direct.
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    cool story bro
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    Living on the edge I see
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    this is the TSR emergency thread. for non-urgent & troll posts please contact TSR direct.
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    Why did you eat it in the first place?
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    Guys I just ate another one. This one had a dog hair on it

    Strange considering my dog was put down during the summer...
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    No
    I had custard creams a month old and am still alive today
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    (Original post by ivy.98)
    Why did you eat it in the first place?
    It was there, looking all Malteser-y and 'tasty', and I couldn't stop myself...

    It just kinda tasted like dust tbh
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    No
    I had custard creams a month old and am still alive today
    At least there's some hope for me.
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    don't eat anymore!
    old malteasers are bad for you, they can cause bad stomach ulcers or something.
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    At least there's some hope for me.
    Haha yep
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    It was there, looking all Malteser-y and 'tasty', and I couldn't stop myself...

    It just kinda tasted like dust tbh
    :rofl::rofl: if that happens again, just quickly throw it out the window. Works every time
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    (Original post by the bear)
    this is the TSR emergency thread. for non-urgent & troll posts please contact TSR direct.
    are you being serious bear? is this actually an emergency?
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    OK, now things have got serious. Just found (and nommed) a Minstrel.

    I'd swear I haven't bought any of those within the last month :eek3:
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    are you being serious bear? is this actually an emergency?
    please do not distract emergency responders :mad:

    :spank:
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    OK, now things have got serious. Just found (and nommed) a Minstrel.

    I'd swear I haven't bought any of those within the last month :eek3:
    Go to the kitchen and eat some proper food
    Dont want you getting sick
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    please do not distract emergency responders :mad:

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    oww!! i have been spanked :zomg:
    i am so confused rn, are you being serious, is this an actual tsr emergency?
 
 
 
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