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    A very controversial topic.

    I'm a first year (foundation year actually ) student and i really like the idea of having sex with escorts. I'm a christian and i feel pissed off all the time so i'm thinking a little fun won't hurt.

    Has any uni student paid for escorts and also how was it like
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    My mate gives me lifts around campus in his ford escort
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    (Original post by RobML)
    My mate gives me lifts around campus in his ford escort
    Please this is a serious question. I know your looking for reps and this fine but i'm serious.

    Escorts as in i want a prostitute to **** me off.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Please this is a serious question. I know your looking for reps and this fine but i'm serious.

    Escorts as in i want a prostitute to **** me off.
    I lied, he gives me lifts to the local brothel
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    Go down the SU, get smashed, pull-problem solved.
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    Do you have the escort money tho?

    Plenty of girls at uni willing to open their legs for free m8.
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    (Original post by Danny the Geezer)
    Go down the SU, get smashed, pull-problem solved.
    I'm very unpopular and really ugly.

    In fact i'm now unpopular that i am planning to leave my uni every wednesday to go home and come back on Monday lecturers.

    I know the question is offensive but i can't think of anywhere to get an answer
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    (Original post by Novascope)
    Do you have the escort money tho?

    Plenty of girls at uni willing to open their legs for free m8.
    Yes i have escort money.

    No, Girls are after my flatmate, not me because i'm ugly. It's also because i'm suffering from depression.
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    Yes I have.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Yes I have.
    Please explain more?

    How was it?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Yes i have escort money.

    No, Girls are after my flatmate, not me because i'm ugly. It's also because i'm suffering from depression.
    Hey you may think you're ugly but I can guarantee someone finds you attractive enough to sleep with (not even trying to make you feel better, it's just the odds are in your favour, really) Your depression is most likely what is causing you to see yourself as ugly (speaking as someone that went through depression)

    That being said, go ahead, use an escort, in my opinion it's not a bad thing, there are worse things you could do. You could try Tinder, too. Good luck buddy!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Please explain more?

    How was it?
    I left feeling complete, powerful and handsome.
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    I'm sure there's better ways to spend your limited student income. Escorts aren't cheap. Say you spend £300 on a session with one; even if you do feel it's worth the money, what then? Are you going to make a regular habit of this?

    I'm also intrigued as to how you're going to logistically manage it if you're living on campus. Are you going to bring the escort into your halls and just say to your mates, "Just off for a shag now, so give us a bit of privacy" as you take her up to your room? They're not going to have a field day making jokes and disturbing you as you and said escort try to go about your "business"?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm sure there's better ways to spend your limited student income. Escorts aren't cheap. Say you spend £300 on a session with one; even if you do feel it's worth the money, what then? Are you going to make a regular habit of this?

    I'm also intrigued as to how you're going to logistically manage it if you're living on campus. Are you going to bring the escort into your halls and just say to your mates, "Just off for a shag now, so give us a bit of privacy" as you take her up to your room? They're not going to have a field day making jokes and disturbing you as you and said escort try to go about your "business"?
    I don't know if i will make it a regular thing and i won't even bring the escort to halls.

    It's because i'm fed up in uni and i need something daring to spice up my boring life and this has always been my fantasy which may come true
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    A very controversial topic.

    I'm a first year (foundation year actually ) student and i really like the idea of having sex with escorts. I'm a christian and i feel pissed off all the time so i'm thinking a little fun won't hurt.

    Has any uni student paid for escorts and also how was it like
    Umm. You know you said you were a Christian? Why did you inform us of that? Do you know what the bible says about having sex with people you aren't married to? You know like in 1 Corinthians 6:18...? Don't you think you're going to regret seeing an escort?
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    (Original post by Pride)
    Umm. You know you said you were a Christian? Why did you inform us of that? Do you know what the bible says about having sex with people you aren't married to? You know like in 1 Corinthians 6:18...? Don't you think you're going to regret seeing an escort?
    I'm Mentally unwell atm so i just don't care anymore.

    My dream of uni isn't to my expectation and i'm really sexually frustrated (espicially since i got friendzoned with a christian girl). Also it has always been my fantasy to sleep with an escort
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm Mentally unwell atm so i just don't care anymore.

    My dream of uni isn't to my expectation and i'm really sexually frustrated (espicially since i got friendzoned with a christian girl). Also it has always been my fantasy to sleep with an escort
    I don't know what you're going through, but I trust God. There's nothing too hard for him. I would say don't give up on him. Do you believe in God? Or maybe it's just a bit of a cultural thing for you?

    Not to mention, sleeping with an escort will only satisfy you temporarily. You may end up feeling terrible and incredibly alone afterwards, and out of cash (they are expensive). There's bound to be a girl out there that will like you. Why not brush off the rejection and move on? (it's so easy to say, I know)
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    As the previous poster says, it's quite likely you'll find it a negative experience. It certainly won't solve your problems. I'm not going to moralise, so I guess it's up to you whether you feel that spending the money on sexual services is worthwhile or not. Imo, it's several hundred pounds shelled out for what's going to be a fleeting pleasure at best. If what you really want is to "spice up your boring life" (as you put it), save up some more cash and plan for an interesting holiday next summer - that's going to give you far more lasting satisfaction.
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    If you have to pay for sex at uni you're doing it wrong, or you're just unattractive I guess
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    I think you should. Because everyone is saying that you should 'find a girl' and that 'someone will find you attractive'.. This may be true but then you're just using someone, unless you make it clear that you just want sex.. It just might be a bit hurtful, so I'd go for the prostitute

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