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    Anyway, I must leave
    The time has come for football
    I'll watch the highlights.
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    (Original post by flds07)
    i broke my ankle,
    and i can't take a shower,
    but how are all you?

    that does not make sense
    but i'm giving it a try
    next thing you know, pie!!!!!

    I applaud you true
    your haikus speak from the heart
    a very good start.
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    (Original post by Infinity)
    when writing haiku
    one must pay close attention
    to their syllables
    You all are poets
    hai-ku experts, i suppose
    but i am close, though.

    meant with no offense,
    of course. this is really fun,
    i am catching on.
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    hmm I wonder if
    anyone will notice me
    if I haiku here
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    (Original post by Bezza)
    hmm I wonder if
    anyone will notice me
    if I haiku here
    and why not, Bezza?
    you are a talented guy.
    Welcome to Hai-ku!
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    (Original post by flds07)
    and why not, Bezza?
    you are a talented guy.
    Welcome to Hai-ku!
    'twas my second go
    but no one noticed my first
    upset me deeply
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    (Original post by Bezza)
    'twas my second go
    but no one noticed my first
    upset me deeply
    hah! it serves you right
    for insinuating that
    I'm of the boyhood
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    (Original post by Bezza)
    'twas my second go
    but no one noticed my first
    upset me deeply
    i am sorry, Bez.
    but now you are not ignored,
    as this post for you.

    that did not make sense.
    if in need of translation,
    please do make requests.
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    i return without
    lewdness or allusions to
    'that' - masturbation
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Spanking the monkey
    LOL
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    (Original post by piginapoke)
    Self pleasure indeed
    Always sounds rather cruel
    Spanking the monkey
    *Looks around blankly*
    Oh I can't respond to that
    Give me something else!
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    acoustic music
    is simple and sweet, like the
    rhythm of the sea
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    (Original post by Don Quixote)
    acoustic music
    is simple and sweet, like the
    rhythm of the sea
    The silence at night
    is so deafeningly quiet
    i really hate it
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    This is my first shot
    At Haiku composition.
    I kinda like it!
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    hah! it serves you right
    for insinuating that
    I'm of the boyhood
    It was logical
    After what you said to me
    Re: getting it up
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    Don't worry- my rushed
    Psychology coursework- C
    got A overall
    i have worked it out
    my marks mean i can't get A
    i'm stuck with a B

    but i do not mind
    this is still the grade i need
    for manchester - woo!

    but most concerning
    is what's needed for spanish
    a B i will get not

    unless miracles
    can happen i will fail by
    missing that high mark

    but the exam was
    to my enormous surprise
    really quite easy

    but complacency
    is the worst when a levels
    are being taken

    i think i am
    too addicted to this game
    i don't revise now!
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    (Original post by pinkegokane)
    i think i am
    too addicted to this game
    i don't revise now!
    I too spent too much
    Time composing haikus when
    I ought to have worked

    ("worked" counts as one syllable, doesn't it?...I say it does anyway...it's not "workéd")
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    (Original post by shilling)
    I too spent too much
    Time composing haikus when
    I ought to have worked

    ("worked" counts as one syllable, doesn't it?...I say it does anyway...it's not "workéd")
    I remember once
    a syllable argument
    about the word field
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    (Original post by Bezza)
    I remember once
    a syllable argument
    about the word field
    Field contains two
    Obviously. It must do
    Field. Yes, there's two.
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    (Original post by elpollodiablouk)
    Field contains two
    Obviously. It must do
    Field. Yes, there's two.
    That's what I would say
    but everyone else told me
    "field is only one"
 
 
 
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