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    I was searching google images for a picture of the brain and came across this thing

    I took it as a euphemism

    and then thought, well when people eat food they don't always like the whole thing, they might only like the sausage, so two sausages instead of a bun and a sausage
    or just the bread and no sausages

    and then some people don't like sausage or a bun, they just don't eat that kind of food (asexuality)

    so sexuality is like people's preferences for eating a hotdog, and you don't control your brain's take on the taste buds, which is developed from a mix of environment and genetics

    ygm?

    ok back to work now
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    (Original post by ImNotReallyMe)
    I was searching google images for a picture of the brain and came across this thing

    I took it as a euphemism

    and then thought, well when people eat food they don't always like the whole thing, they might only like the sausage, so two sausages instead of a bun and a sausage
    or just the bread and no sausages

    and then some people don't like sausage or a bun, they just don't eat that kind of food (asexuality)

    so sexuality is like people's preferences for eating a hotdog, and you don't control your brain's take on the taste buds, which is developed from a mix of environment and genetics

    ygm?

    ok back to work now
    Put the joint down and go to bed
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    makes sense
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    Sexuality increases your chances of developing cancer?!!
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    (Original post by yasaminO_o)
    Put the joint down and go to bed
    you wrote crack beforeeeee :ahee:
    It's too late now
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    (Original post by Bupdeeboowah)
    Sexuality increases your chances of developing cancer?!!
    yes and it makes you obese

    unless you eat quorn
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    I agree OP


    Some people's hotdogs are bigger than others and other people like an extra squirt of sauce
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    I agree OP


    Some people's hotdogs are bigger than others and other people like an extra squirt of sauce
    I'm very worried now. The only sauces I have is mayonnaise and not ketchup or mustard. Should I see my GP?
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    (Original post by ImNotReallyMe)
    yes and it makes you obese

    unless you eat quorn
    I'm going to remain a virgin then. Can't stand those fatties.
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    (Original post by Bupdeeboowah)
    I'm very worried now. The only sauces I have is mayonnaise and not ketchup or mustard. Should I see my GP?
    Most people prefer the White sauce
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    Hot dog = read meat

    Read meat = gives you cancer

    Sexuality = hot dog

    Sexuality = gives you cancer



    Am I rite?
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    some people like taking multiple hot dogs at a time
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    Go home , your drunk.
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    Drop it on the floor and get all hairs stuck on it, tasty now?
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    (Original post by JamesManc)
    Drop it on the floor and get all hairs stuck on it, tasty now?
    I didn't think this thread could get any more weird
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    (Original post by The Blue Axolotl)
    Hot dog = read meat

    Read meat = gives you cancer

    Sexuality = hot dog

    Sexuality = gives you cancer



    Am I rite?
    No you got it all wrong it's

    Hot dog = red meat
    red meat = gives you cancer

    sexuality = hot dog
    hot dog = gives you cancer
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    (Original post by yasaminO_o)
    I didn't think this thread could get any more weird
    yes even by the standards of this thread, that's a weird comment xd
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    (Original post by Bupdeeboowah)
    I'm very worried now. The only sauces I have is mayonnaise and not ketchup or mustard. Should I see my GP?
    its ok
    everyone is different
 
 
 
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