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Minasan konichuwa
The japanese weaboo culture is rising and you might have seen your neighbour or even your 12 years old sister speaking weirdly or being weird, that is them attempting to be japanese, but failing. if you want to be japenese then all you have to do is follow these steps because i am an expertease on this topic.
1) learn the language - it's really easy, all you have to know is kawaii, baka and sugoi and you can basically hold a conversation with the natives.
2) be really pale, you need to look like geishas because everyone in japan is so...theres no way around it except to apply white makeup to your face. what i find works for me is all purpose flower
3) have a really kawaii fashion sense, if you want to be japanese then you need to dress cute 23/7 because cute screams japanese, so always wear cute colours like pink.
4) when you take photos, u always have to do the peace sign, it's a tradition in japan to do this. you can use two peace signs, by your eyes, your head, your chin, your mouth your tongue, whatever, it makes you really jap
5) get into the culture by going to your local boots or M&S or wilkison for some sushi
if people say you cant be japanese, rubbish, any one can be japanese if you put your mind to it because all those japanese try to be white
The japanese weaboo culture is rising and you might have seen your neighbour or even your 12 years old sister speaking weirdly or being weird, that is them attempting to be japanese, but failing. if you want to be japenese then all you have to do is follow these steps because i am an expertease on this topic.
1) learn the language - it's really easy, all you have to know is kawaii, baka and sugoi and you can basically hold a conversation with the natives.
2) be really pale, you need to look like geishas because everyone in japan is so...theres no way around it except to apply white makeup to your face. what i find works for me is all purpose flower
3) have a really kawaii fashion sense, if you want to be japanese then you need to dress cute 23/7 because cute screams japanese, so always wear cute colours like pink.
4) when you take photos, u always have to do the peace sign, it's a tradition in japan to do this. you can use two peace signs, by your eyes, your head, your chin, your mouth your tongue, whatever, it makes you really jap
5) get into the culture by going to your local boots or M&S or wilkison for some sushi
if people say you cant be japanese, rubbish, any one can be japanese if you put your mind to it because all those japanese try to be white
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I'm waiting for someone to say
So as a black dude, you're telling me I can get away with being Japanese? What if I wore a sailor outfit?
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Minasan konichuwa
The japanese weaboo culture is rising and you might have seen your neighbour or even your 12 years old sister speaking weirdly or being weird, that is them attempting to be japanese, but failing. if you want to be japenese then all you have to do is follow these steps because i am an expertease on this topic.
1) learn the language - it's really easy, all you have to know is kawaii, baka and sugoi and you can basically hold a conversation with the natives.
2) be really pale, you need to look like geishas because everyone in japan is so...theres no way around it except to apply white makeup to your face. what i find works for me is all purpose flower
3) have a really kawaii fashion sense, if you want to be japanese then you need to dress cute 23/7 because cute screams japanese, so always wear cute colours like pink.
4) when you take photos, u always have to do the peace sign, it's a tradition in japan to do this. you can use two peace signs, by your eyes, your head, your chin, your mouth your tongue, whatever, it makes you really jap
5) get into the culture by going to your local boots or M&S or wilkison for some sushi
if people say you cant be japanese, rubbish, any one can be japanese if you put your mind to it because all those japanese try to be white
Minasan konichuwa
The japanese weaboo culture is rising and you might have seen your neighbour or even your 12 years old sister speaking weirdly or being weird, that is them attempting to be japanese, but failing. if you want to be japenese then all you have to do is follow these steps because i am an expertease on this topic.
1) learn the language - it's really easy, all you have to know is kawaii, baka and sugoi and you can basically hold a conversation with the natives.
2) be really pale, you need to look like geishas because everyone in japan is so...theres no way around it except to apply white makeup to your face. what i find works for me is all purpose flower
3) have a really kawaii fashion sense, if you want to be japanese then you need to dress cute 23/7 because cute screams japanese, so always wear cute colours like pink.
4) when you take photos, u always have to do the peace sign, it's a tradition in japan to do this. you can use two peace signs, by your eyes, your head, your chin, your mouth your tongue, whatever, it makes you really jap
5) get into the culture by going to your local boots or M&S or wilkison for some sushi
if people say you cant be japanese, rubbish, any one can be japanese if you put your mind to it because all those japanese try to be white
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I don't think any weeaboo needs to be told this, they all do it anyway.
(except applying flour to their face... that's really weird)
Also sushi from those shops would, I imagine, taste horrible.
(except applying flour to their face... that's really weird)
Also sushi from those shops would, I imagine, taste horrible.
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(Original post by kkboyk)
I'm waiting for someone to say
So as a black dude, you're telling me I can get away with being Japanese? What if I wore a sailor outfit?
I'm waiting for someone to say
So as a black dude, you're telling me I can get away with being Japanese? What if I wore a sailor outfit?
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1, 3 and 4 are plausible for (tho the transition from blue to pink will take time
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However for 2
I might not achieve it due to the impossibility of becoming pale
You know with, that dark brown skin a lot of people have these days
And as for 5
I despise fish on a cellular level
)However for 2
I might not achieve it due to the impossibility of becoming pale
You know with, that dark brown skin a lot of people have these days
And as for 5
I despise fish on a cellular level
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4) when you take photos, u always have to do the peace sign
4) when you take photos, u always have to do the peace sign
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Op are you a troll? You have been making alot of new threads recently as a new member of The Student Room
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