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    Minasan konichuwa

    The japanese weaboo culture is rising and you might have seen your neighbour or even your 12 years old sister speaking weirdly or being weird, that is them attempting to be japanese, but failing. if you want to be japenese then all you have to do is follow these steps because i am an expertease on this topic.

    1) learn the language - it's really easy, all you have to know is kawaii, baka and sugoi and you can basically hold a conversation with the natives.

    2) be really pale, you need to look like geishas because everyone in japan is so...theres no way around it except to apply white makeup to your face. what i find works for me is all purpose flower

    3) have a really kawaii fashion sense, if you want to be japanese then you need to dress cute 23/7 because cute screams japanese, so always wear cute colours like pink.

    4) when you take photos, u always have to do the peace sign, it's a tradition in japan to do this. you can use two peace signs, by your eyes, your head, your chin, your mouth your tongue, whatever, it makes you really jap

    5) get into the culture by going to your local boots or M&S or wilkison for some sushi

    if people say you cant be japanese, rubbish, any one can be japanese if you put your mind to it because all those japanese try to be white
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    OP is baka
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    (Original post by Bupdeeboowah)
    OP is baka
    Bupdeeboowah is kawaii
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    Minasan konichuwa

    The japanese weaboo culture is rising and you might have seen your neighbour or even your 12 years old sister speaking weirdly or being weird, that is them attempting to be japanese, but failing. if you want to be japenese then all you have to do is follow these steps because i am an expertease on this topic.

    1) learn the language - it's really easy, all you have to know is kawaii, baka and sugoi and you can basically hold a conversation with the natives.

    2) be really pale, you need to look like geishas because everyone in japan is so...theres no way around it except to apply white makeup to your face. what i find works for me is all purpose flower

    3) have a really kawaii fashion sense, if you want to be japanese then you need to dress cute 23/7 because cute screams japanese, so always wear cute colours like pink.

    4) when you take photos, u always have to do the peace sign, it's a tradition in japan to do this. you can use two peace signs, by your eyes, your head, your chin, your mouth your tongue, whatever, it makes you really jap

    5) get into the culture by going to your local boots or M&S or wilkison for some sushi

    if people say you cant be japanese, rubbish, any one can be japanese if you put your mind to it because all those japanese try to be white
    So as a black dude, you're telling me I can get away with being Japanese? What if I wore a sailor outfit?
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    Moshi moshi!
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    I don't think any weeaboo needs to be told this, they all do it anyway.
    (except applying flour to their face... that's really weird)

    Also sushi from those shops would, I imagine, taste horrible.
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    starlight82, you're an aspiring weeb, take note of this pls
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    How to be Japanese.
    Step 1: Be Japanese.
    Thank you for reading my tutorial.
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    (Original post by kkboyk)
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    So as a black dude, you're telling me I can get away with being Japanese? What if I wore a sailor outfit?
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    Anata wa bakadesu
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    1, 3 and 4 are plausible for (tho the transition from blue to pink will take time)

    However for 2
    I might not achieve it due to the impossibility of becoming pale
    You know with, that dark brown skin a lot of people have these days

    And as for 5
    I despise fish on a cellular level
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    (Original post by bupdeeboowah)
    ask and the lord shall provide:


    kawaiiii!!!!
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    I look great with a skirt on tbh
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    (Original post by somemightsay888)
    starlight82, you're an aspiring weeb, take note of this pls
    arigatou gozaimasu
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    4) when you take photos, u always have to do the peace sign
    You guys must be pulling peace signs about a hundred times a day then, no?
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    (Original post by starlight82)
    arigatou gozaimasu
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    Damare Starlight

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    Baka Gaijin :desu:
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    thought op was chinese
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    (Original post by somemightsay888)
    Damare Starlight
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    Baka Gaijin :desu:
    Bakabakashii hebi
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    (Original post by Carpe Diem Jay)
    thought op was chinese


    HOW MANY TAIMS HAVE I TOLD YO
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    Op are you a troll? You have been making alot of new threads recently as a new member of The Student Room

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