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    There probably isn't much call for this on TSR, I mean most people are in their late teens or early twenties so are probably getting it at least twice weekly, but there must be a society for the folks who haven't quite managed to put a sausage in their bun or found a sharpener for their blunt pencil and this society is for you


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    Our supreme leader:

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    The virginity chart:

    Masih ad-Dajjal :angelblush:
    Waghwan My Don
    xGCSE_Studentx


    This chart exists for the purpose of tracking everybody's progress in losing their V's, if you lose it you are ticked off and must hand in your staff and robes to take your place as a normal member of society




    So join the virgin society: what do you have to lose?
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    I am afraid there is already one of these that was created by that Benedict Cumberbatch ludicrous fanatic, I forgot her name, but she's slightly mad.

    Anyway just thought I'd make you aware, that yours is a carbon copy of an original.
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    (Original post by Waghwan My Don)
    I am afraid there is already of these that was created by that Benedict Cumberbatch ludicrous fanatic, I forgot her name, but she's slightly mad.

    Anyway just thought I'd make you aware, that yours is a carbon copy of an original.
    But only I can be the Grand Wizard of the virginity society


    I was even going to have a virginity chart where we would see who could lose it the fastest
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    But only I can be the Grand Wizard of the virginity society


    I was even going to have a virginity chart where we would see who could lose it the fastest
    "A virginity chart"? that sounds interesting.:tea:
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    (Original post by Waghwan My Don)
    "A virginity chart"? that sounds interesting.:tea:
    As our first member (ayylmao ) I've added you to the virginity chart
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    As our first member (ayylmao ) I've added you to the virginity chart
    Wait, why am I being dragged into this?

    I just came in here to explain something, and now I am being held against my own free will.
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    (Original post by Waghwan My Don)
    Wait, why am I being dragged into this?

    I am not a virgin. :/

    I just came in here to explain something, and now I am being held against my own free will.
    Do you think I should link this thread in the physics society?
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    Do you think I should link this thread in the physics society?
    Probably, but meh, keep my name up if you want, it really makes no difference tbh.:lol:
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    (Original post by Waghwan My Don)
    Probably, but meh, keep my name up if you want, it really makes no difference tbh.:lol:
    I'm glad you've accepted your place on the Wizards' Council, we'll have D&D night at yours every Friday
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    I'm glad you've accepted your place on the Wizards' Council, we'll have D&D night at yours every Friday
    D&D is so 80s - warhammer 40k is the major table-top game at the moment.
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    (Original post by Stiff Little Fingers)
    D&D is so 80s - warhammer 40k is the major table-top game at the moment.
    I think you'll really fit in here
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    I'm in
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    I think you'll really fit in here
    Very, very unlikely, being in a LDR isn't the same as being celibate.
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    (Original post by xGCSE_Studentx)
    I'm in
    I'll protect your virginity always

    *vigorously waves sword in air*



    (Original post by Stiff Little Fingers)
    Very, very unlikely, being in a LDR isn't the same as being celibate.
    I was really pleased with myself after typing that one out I assure you.
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    I'll protect your virginity always

    *vigorously waves sword in air*




    I was really pleased with myself after typing that one out I assure you.
    I'm capable of protecting it myself
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    (Original post by xGCSE_Studentx)
    I'm capable of protecting it myself
    Probably got magical guardians like big brothers or a father you don't wanna mess with
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    Probably got magical guardians like big brothers or a father you don't wanna mess with
    nope i have my own brain which controls me
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    (Original post by xGCSE_Studentx)
    nope i have my own brain which controls me
    Your sass gets me every time you know.
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    what kind of immodest thead
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