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    The worse they are the better

    Mine: are you a curry because I simply can't handle your hotness 😂😂😂
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    Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams!

    I'm no organ donor but Id be happy to give you my heart!

    What's your name? Or can I call you mine? :love:
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    Didn't realise I was going stargazing......

    Said as staring into her eyes
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    This isn't a chat up line, rather an effective method of seduction.

    Ask a girl if they've ever seen a trouser snake. When they say no, whip it out.
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    Do you like Lego?
    (correct answer is Yes)
    Cool, me too! Do you wanna build a relationship?

    And if she says no, then just walk away, who needs a girl who doesn't like lego?!
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    Wow....I guess heaven really is a place on Earth
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    Did you know, the second best way to get a girl into bed is to make her laugh?
    (What's the best way, then?)
    The big knife I keep in my sock!
    (*Laughs*)
    Wise choice, let's go...
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Did you know, the second best way to get a girl into bed is to make her laugh?
    (What's the best way, then?)
    The big knife I keep in my sock!
    (*Laughs*)
    Wise choice, let's go...
    it reminds me of "I have a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside of you"
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    "The word of the week is 'legs'. Lets go back to my place and spread the word" Stephen Merchant :toofunny:
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    Is your body McDonald's? Because I'm loving it.


    Why, cause you're loving it?

    No, because you're ....
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Did you know, the second best way to get a girl into bed is to make her laugh?
    (What's the best way, then?)
    The big knife I keep in my sock!
    (*Laughs*)
    Wise choice, let's go...
    Hahaha
 
 
 
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