I started masturbating at around the age of 10 however I never needed to use my hands. Of course i still used my hands but i think I have invented a way to masturbate that is less tiring and allows me to do it many more times in a shorter space of time.
To do this I lay flat on my bed facing down with my erect sausage pointing up at my belly button. I then proceed to push my Johnson into the bed while moving up and down and hay presto. My sticky white goodness comes out.
Does anyone else do this or have I invented this?
If not you should try it, its much much harder to be caught at it by your parents too as you dont have you one eyed monster flopping all over the place.
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I have invented a new way of masturbating watch
- Thread Starter
- 05-11-2015 10:33
- Community Assistant
- 05-11-2015 11:13
Nope, that's not uncommon - about one in twenty men do it that way, from memory.
If they walk in on you humping the bed, they're still going to know what's going on. If they can walk in on you while you're masturbating, you need to find somewhere more private / use a lock / etc.
- 05-11-2015 11:15
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- 06-11-2015 11:22
You need help mate....