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A facilitator of what is beautiful in man - Arsene Wenger watch

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    "A facilitator of what is beautiful in man

    http://www.theguardian.com/football/...hy-facilitator

    Just admit it, we are the coolest club managed by the coolest manager. Giroud, Bellerin and Ramsey are his sons.
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    He is the benchmark that all other managers have wanted to copy.

    Jose paid tribute to Wenger by calling him a specialist in failure and is now trying to become that himself.
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    I wish he'd ditch the blue shirt and red tie combo.
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    We won't know what we had until he goes <3
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    (Original post by MagicNMedicine)
    He is the benchmark that all other managers have wanted to copy.

    Jose paid tribute to Wenger by calling him a specialist in failure and is now trying to become that himself.

    Jose realises that as a man he has nothing on Wenger. He wants to be Wenger so bad. Like a typical manlet he envies Wenger's manmore status. He secretly loves Wenger but does not know how to express his urges so in typical scum fashion he kicks and swears. It's ok Jose... just let it all out.
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    He's certainly the best dressed manager in the League outside of that long coat which I swear he adds another section to for every trophyless season he remains at the helm.
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    (Original post by Tom.x.Gotze)
    Jose realises that as a man he has nothing on Wenger. He wants to be Wenger so bad. Like a typical manlet he envies Wenger's manmore status. He secretly loves Wenger but does not know how to express his urges so in typical scum fashion he kicks and swears. It's ok Jose... just let it all out.
    I know, it's like when you see two dogs meet each other and one is a big badass Dobermann and the other is a little jumped up Jack Russell, the Jack Russell gets all agitated, barking snarling and yapping and the Dobermann just looks at the Jack Russell and is like lolwut and then goes back to his own business.

    Wenger is the Dobermann and Jose is the Jack Russell.

    This week we hear that apparently in Jose's rant that has got him banned for the Stoke game he quoted the great man himself, "Wenger is right, you referees are ****ing weak". Wait till one of his players gets injured on international duty and he will again quote Lord Wenger in his correspondence with the media.

    And also for how many years has Wenger refused to be drawn in to commenting on incidents after the game "wellll noo I did not see the incident" whilst Jose moans, but now Jose has started to do the same, "I sink....I cannot say what I sink....."

    I am looking forwards to the day when Jose's journey to the Wenger side is complete, and Chelsea start playing fantastic attacking possession football.
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    (Original post by MagicNMedicine)
    I know, it's like when you see two dogs meet each other and one is a big badass Dobermann and the other is a little jumped up Jack Russell, the Jack Russell gets all agitated, barking snarling and yapping and the Dobermann just looks at the Jack Russell and is like lolwut and then goes back to his own business.

    Wenger is the Dobermann and Jose is the Jack Russell.

    This week we hear that apparently in Jose's rant that has got him banned for the Stoke game he quoted the great man himself, "Wenger is right, you referees are ****ing weak". Wait till one of his players gets injured on international duty and he will again quote Lord Wenger in his correspondence with the media.

    And also for how many years has Wenger refused to be drawn in to commenting on incidents after the game "wellll noo I did not see the incident" whilst Jose moans, but now Jose has started to do the same, "I sink....I cannot say what I sink....."

    I am looking forwards to the day when Jose's journey to the Wenger side is complete, and Chelsea start playing fantastic attacking possession football.

    Hahahahaha repped!
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    I do think the narrative around him will change massively once he retires and leaves the Emirates. For all the grumblings of discontent, he'll rightly be seen as a man who not only changed Arsenal, but the face of English football.
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    When I read the quote, thought it had come from Brendan Rodgers but Wenger's planning for his time in retirement with that photo shoot.

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    I'll miss Wenger when he goes
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    Agree that he's the coolest manager in the league. Coolest club though? Nah.
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    His assertion that he's played teams whose players have been doped was a bit stranger, to be honest. Unsure how he knows that, or who he was thinking when he said it. Seemed a bit like Fergie saying that the CL was biased towards Italian clubs back in the day.
 
 
 
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