Yesterday: Masturbated 4 times, gonna try and rest my penis for a day or two (maybe go clubbing on Fri/Sat and get a girl with a fully refreshed accessory). Won £150 on NBA betting. Watched V for Vendetta and the new Ronaldo film. Started to re-learn basic Java (haven't done it in about 3 years). Got a chippy, drank three protein shakes.
Today: Just got myself a 12 pack of Carling but it tastes terrible, God how do people drink this crap? Also went to Tesco but Black Ops 3 was sold out for PS4, too late to go to the city centre now so might download it. Got a subway, will later get Dominos. Currently listening to 80s music.
Supposedly I got an interview with the Royal Mail on Thursday (I was notified today through e-mail). They said to bring what I got in my confirmation e-mail, but I never received a confirmation e-mail. I phoned them last Friday after they tried to get in contact with me after I done the application online and they said they would send me a confirmation e-mail for an interview but I never got one.
I've looked into all the philosophy shabazz and decided I'm a nihilist but tend not to dwell on it. Also learning how to cook sounds like a good idea, seems like I can't put on much weight even when I eat takeaways everyday and drink lots of alcohol.
God I'm bored. I hope I feel better after I get through this first can.