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How to tell your parents to have sex quieter? watch

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    They **** like every night and I can't sleep and it is affecting my school work.
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    Really? How long are they at it for?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    They **** like every night and I can't sleep and it is affecting my school work.
    When you see them in the morning, just say "So how was the ****fest last night?" That should give them the hint.
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    "Have sex quieter. Hoes"

    There ya go.
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    Just leave them alone, maybe buy earplugs.


    It's better than having parents who are arguing.
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    Maybe you should play porn loudly and then see how they react lol they'll probably get the message then.
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    yeah... don't.

    just purchase those silicone ear plugs.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    They **** like every night and I can't sleep and it is affecting my school work.
    looooool??
    Do they know you can hear them? I can't seem to get my head around this. :lol:
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    (Original post by driftawaay)
    Ask if u can join
    can't beat em, join em'. or, if you want to make it extra kinky you could beat them as well.
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    Mum!!!
    Dad!!!
    KEEP IT DOWN!!!
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    (Original post by driftawaay)
    Ask if u can join
    Blimey, that's going to give me nightmares...
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    She's expressing her love for him.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    They **** like every night and I can't sleep and it is affecting my school work.
    I heard my parents having sex before year ago. I just told my mum "I think I heard you doing it last night..but not sure" ..and she was like "oh really?" And just left it as that, and I haven't heard them again. I think they wait till we leave the house.

    Just briefly mention it to the parent you're closer to and can confide in.
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    Start playing stripper music high volume?
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    Just turn up the music reaaaally loud whenever this happens again. They will get the correlation at some point.
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    (Original post by Lagona)
    Just turn up the music reaaaally loud whenever this happens again. They will get the correlation at some point.
    make sure it is like some proper heavy metal or something. death metal will do fine
 
 
 
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