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    what do you call 20,000 violas at the bottom of the sea?
    ~ A good start!

    How many second violinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    ~none! they cant get up that high!

    whats the difference between a viola & an onion?
    ~no one cries when you cut up an onion!

    whats the definition of perfect pitch?
    ~throwing a clarinet in a dumpster without hitting the rim!

    how do you get two flautists to play in perfect unison?
    ~shoot one of them!

    How do you make a chainsaw sound like a viola?
    ~add vibrato!

    What did the drummer get on hs IQ test?
    ~drool

    How do you know if a viola section is at your door?
    ~Nobody knows when to come in!

    A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship.
    "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!"
    "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

    What's the definition of ``nerd?''
    ~Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.
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    (Original post by Rashmi)
    what do you call 20,000 violas at the bottom of the sea?
    ~ A good start!

    How many second violinists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    ~none! they cant get up that high!

    whats the difference between a viola & an onion?
    ~no one cries when you cut up an onion!

    whats the definition of perfect pitch?
    ~throwing a clarinet in a dumpster without hitting the rim!

    how do you get two flautists to play in perfect unison?
    ~shoot one of them!

    How do you make a chainsaw sound like a viola?
    ~add vibrato!

    What did the drummer get on hs IQ test?
    ~drool

    How do you know if a viola section is at your door?
    ~Nobody knows when to come in!

    A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship.
    "Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't swim!"
    "Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it."

    What's the definition of ``nerd?''
    ~Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.

    wats wiv da obsessions with violas?
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    (Original post by BlueAngel)
    wats wiv da obsessions with violas?
    they get picked on alot & so im joining the bandwagon. excuse the pun.we have violinists are not very nice to violists.
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    (Original post by Rashmi)
    they get picked on alot & so im joining the bandwagon. excuse the pun.we have violinists are not very nice to violists.

    http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/music/ot...ent-jokes.html

    this is the biggest collection of instrument jokes I know of.

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    (Original post by musicboy)
    http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/music/ot...ent-jokes.html

    this is the biggest collection of instrument jokes I know of.

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    have been there-lots! i like orchestra jokes.theres one site (dont know it off hand) where there's this joke called orchestra police. its so funny & very accurate!
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    What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?



    A drummer!
 
 
 
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