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    Danny: Oh hey Lucas.

    Lucas: Oh hey man. How are you.

    Danny: Yeah I'm cool, I saw a bird tod...

    Lucas: GOED DUSENT EXIST U ****EN IDIET WITH YOUR STUPEED LISE.

    Danny: What the F-

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    so true
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    As funny as this is, I don't know any Atheists like that. xD
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    (Original post by Armastan)
    As funny as this is, I don't know any Atheists like that. xD

    Yeah
    we usually spell things correctly, but hey you cant judge
    you're not God
    no one is
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    I do this because most things religious people say involve God and it is easier to correct them before they do.
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    indeed it is
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    Yes, this is a totally unbiased account of what a typical conversation involving an atheist is like.

    Totally.
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    (Original post by SmellyProtein)
    I do this because most things religious people say involve God and it is easier to correct them before they do.
    Ermegerd their so incerrect I must corekt dem cos I iz suepeerior. All must bow to ATheism, all must bow to lord fedora.
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    (Original post by Longshot700)
    Ermegerd their so incerrect I must corekt dem cos I iz suepeerior. All must bow to ATheism, all must bow to lord fedora.
    I have just realised who I am, I cannot make a connection with God or hear him because I am infact GOD !!! I hear by order people not to go to church on Sundays. Also you can eat as much meat as you want.
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    Ha ha. I prefer talking to non-strologists over atheists any day of the week.
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    OP sounds like your typical butthurt non-atheist loser. Did someone destroy your belief system?
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    Someone try and prove that i am not God......
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    (Original post by Lunch Money)
    OP sounds like your typical butthurt non-atheist loser. Did someone destroy your belief system?
    Lel, stupid religous ****s deserve it.
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    (Original post by SmellyProtein)
    Someone try and prove that i am not God......
    the universe started with a big bang, where all the mass and energy in the universe was just a single point of infinite density. since this point had infinite density and a very small volume, it must have had a lot of mass which means a lot of gravity. since Einstein's theory of relativity states that gravity creates a 'warp' in space-time, the more gravity the bigger the warp and thus time actually runs slower. at the time of the big bang there was so much mass that time was actually still. since time was created in the big bang there is no such thing as 'before the big bang' so there is no way that 'God' could have caused the big bang since there was no time for him to do it in.
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    the universe started with a big bang, where all the mass and energy in the universe was just a single point of infinite density. since this point had infinite density and a very small volume, it must have had a lot of mass which means a lot of gravity. since Einstein's theory of relativity states that gravity creates a 'warp' in space-time, the more gravity the bigger the warp and thus time actually runs slower. at the time of the big bang there was so much mass that time was actually still. since time was created in the big bang there is no such thing as 'before the big bang' so there is no way that 'God' could have caused the big bang since there was no time for him to do it in.
    Theories.......Nope im still God.
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    actually
    a theory has evidence and experimental results to back it up
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    actually
    a theory has evidence and experimental results to back it up
    Still a theory and not definitely true. I am GOD. I am all powerful and if i wanted to make you believe the big bang happened like that i could have.
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    just because it is a theory it doesn't make it untrue
    Take Newton's theory of gravity.
    Does that mean that gravity doesn't exist?
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    just because it is a theory it doesn't make it untrue
    Take Newton's theory of gravity.
    Does that mean that gravity doesn't exist?
    Equally, just because one theory was true, it doesnt make this one true
 
 
 
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