To guys who get loads of action from girls on nights out, what is your secret? Watch

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When I go out at night to university clubs, I will either wait for a girl to come up to me, or at least wait for one to give me a signal, such as a smile, then pull her to me to dance. This doesn't happen too often though, and I think i'd have more success if I approach girls even if they haven't given a signal. So what is your secret to seducing a girl on the dancefloor?
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You need to wait for the signal.
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(Original post by Anonymous)
When I go out at night to university clubs, I will either wait for a girl to come up to me, or at least wait for one to give me a signal, such as a smile, then pull her to me to dance. This doesn't happen too often though, and I think i'd have more success if I approach girls even if they haven't given a signal. So what is your secret to seducing a girl on the dancefloor?
You wanna know the secret? honestly? Either arrange to meet a girl in the nightclub that you chatted up earlier in the week, or chat one up in a bar beforehand.

If you do this, your chances of scoring with them are like 90%.

Trying to chat a girl up from cold in a nightclub is a mugs game. They're probably waiting for that hot guy to show up who chatted them up in the union bar a few days ago.
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Most guys think this works:

(1) Choose a girl who has clearly drunk too much.
(2) Proceed to rub your penis against her bottom.
(3) Keep twisting her hips and squeezing her bum to try to get her to turn around.
(4) Turn her around and pull her towards you and kiss her.

The end.

Good luck OP .
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I wear a red fedora while clubbing. A simple tip of the brim and it works like a tractor beam. I call it the chick magnet.
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Go with your female friends. Let them do all the work for you
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Be attractive? :yep:
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(Original post by IFoundWonderland)
Most guys think this works:

(1) Choose a girl is has clearly drunk too much.
(2) Proceed to rub your penis against her bottom.
(3) Keep twisting her hips and squeezing her bum to try to get her to turn around.
(4) Turn her around and pull her towards you and kiss her.

The end.

Good luck OP .
That doesn't work? :confused:
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That doesn't work? :confused:
Only if your prey is particularly intoxicated.
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Be confident! Also having female friends prior or being seen to be popular probably helps..
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(Original post by IFoundWonderland)
Only if your prey is particularly intoxicated.
'Prey'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em65vGygMvI
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:rofl:

I knew that'd be the one thing that was picked up on .
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(Original post by IFoundWonderland)
Most guys think this works:

(1) Choose a girl is has clearly drunk too much.
(2) Proceed to rub your penis against her bottom.
(3) Keep twisting her hips and squeezing her bum to try to get her to turn around.
(4) Turn her around and pull her towards you and kiss her.

The end.

Good luck OP .
Whyyy answer a thread that is addressed to guys?
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Drunk chix
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Whyyy answer a thread that is addressed to guys?
I might have a penis.
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(Original post by IFoundWonderland)
I might have a penis.
You should investigate further to confirm either way
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You should investigate further to confirm either way
*lifts up skirt*
*pulls down knickers*

I have done further investigation.

I have a penis.
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(Original post by IFoundWonderland)
*lifts up skirt*
*pulls down knickers*

I have done further investigation.

I have a penis.
Have fun with your new found toy.
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Confidence and charisma is the secret.
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