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Reply 80

"I lost all my shoes"

Reply 81

well i once said i couldnt get past all the first years in the corridor
and another time i said i lost my tights!

Reply 82

Hi,

A girl at my school recently used "a large truck parked in front of my driveway and wouldn't move, so I couldn't get my car out". I thought it was quite nice and original!

- ciao ciao,

- me.

Reply 83

corridor congestion

Reply 84

Azimuth
My friend said to his history teacher that the milk in his cereal hadn't turned chocolatey yet so he had to wait for it.


:rofl: Brilliant!

One that I heard at school was when someone was late for a double lesson (i.e. two lessons 30 mins each shoved together): "I'm not late, I've just turned up really early to the next lesson". Sadly didn't work!

Reply 85

"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to stop off to think of an excuse."

Reply 86

I just bought a new bed and was enjoying it :biggrin:

Reply 87

I poured out too much cereal and had to finish it all or my mum wouldnt let me leave the house.

Reply 88

i took a really big shi t that wouldnt flush, so i had to mash it up with a fork

Reply 89

My period pain was so severe that I couldn't move for two hours..

Reply 90

domlague
Hi,

A girl at my school recently used "a large truck parked in front of my driveway and wouldn't move, so I couldn't get my car out". I thought it was quite nice and original!

- ciao ciao,

- me.


I used that a few years ago back in school! except mine was a "cement mixer" not a truck- my teacher still remembers it today...

Reply 91

had an out of body experience

Reply 92

This guy was really late for one of my lessons at Sixth form and said it was cos he had been to donate sperm.

Reply 93

On the reason for lateness forms:
"I walked too slowly"
"I didn't get here on time"
Then I was told that "I didn't get here on time" wasn't detailed enough. So the next time I wrote them a little story about my journey to school, which took up the entire sheet for the whole of our form. They haven't complained since.

Reply 94

Class starts at 9.
"Why are you late?"
"Jeremy Kyle doesn't finish till 9:25... obvi..."

Reply 95

I remember one time in Year 11 writing in the late book "slow service in bus stop cafe" cos i was at a party the night before and jut had to have a good old greasy spoon breakfast. Wasn't ever even an issue lol

Reply 96

My teacher's are used to me being late for the first lesson of the day. Sometimes I oversleep and miss them altogether, so at least one of my teacher's is stunned every time I just turn up. ^_^

I sometimes have to churn out excuses like 'I was stuck in traffic' or my favourite: 'I was ill'. It's pretty hard to disagree with that one, even if it means that all my teachers think I'm terminally ill or something. *shrug*

Reply 97

Haha well last lesson today a girl turned up late and it went like:
Teacher: Where've you been?
Student: I forgot we had a lesson

Reply 98

Someone in my Computing class this year said they where late because they had to fix a washing machine!

The teacher just gave him a weird look and carried on going on about encapsulation.

Reply 99

My mate came up with the best one:
*realistically dragging leg behind them into classroom*
"Why are you late?"
"I spent so much time doing your homework last night that I fell asleep on my bike on the way to school and crashed into a tree..."
Classic!

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