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A black man, and a white man walk into a bar
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The black man orders a pint and some kp nuts

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A black man, and a white man walk into a bar
The barista looks up and says 'What is this? Some kind of joke?'
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"everything has gone black and white"
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"everything has gone black and white"
The men turn and see William Walker walking into the bar with a black Muslim girl.
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The men turn and see William Walker walking into the bar with a black Muslim girl.
Muslim girl contemplates life and orders a shot
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Muslim girl contemplates life and orders a shot
Barman pulls out a bullet and says 'here ya go'
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Barman pulls out a bullet and says 'here ya go'
The lady then pays the barman for the shot
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The lady then pays the barman for the shot
The barman repented and says "holy Jesus! "
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The barman repented and says "holy Jesus! "
but Jesus wasn't fast enough, the lady ate the bullet and...
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but Jesus wasn't fast enough, the lady ate the bullet and...
Instantly got pregnant and was the reincarnation of virgin mary, 8 months later she ...
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Instantly got pregnant and was the reincarnation of virgin mary, 8 months later she ...
Sat on the toilet and accidently flushed baby Jesus Junior
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finally the bartender decides to kick them out of his bar
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Sat on the toilet and accidently flushed baby Jesus Junior
Baby Jesus Junior somehow survives and meets master splinter in the sewers
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Baby Jesus Junior somehow survives and meets master splinter in the sewers
Master Splinter raises Baby Jesus Junior as his own; until he later becomes known as Donatello
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Master Splinter raises Baby Jesus Junior as his own; until he later becomes known as Donatello
He masters the art of turning watery crap into wine and opens up a Bar next to the one where his mother got pregnant.
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He masters the art of turning watery crap into wine and opens up a Bar next to the one where his mother got pregnant.
One night, his mother comes in and orders 15 rounds of sambuca
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He masters the art of turning watery crap into wine and opens up a Bar next to the one where his mother got pregnant.
Falls in love with a Jewish girl
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One night, his mother comes in and orders 15 rounds of sambuca
Him not knowing that's his mother he then
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