Thoughts?
Surely, if you vote for free tuition, you should assume sole responsibility (alongside other voters) for paying for free tuition? Likewise, if Tory voters vote for tuition fees, they should pay for them. Tories wouldn't contribute towards the tuition fees of Labour voters, Labour voters wouldn't contribute towards the tuition fees of Tory voters.
If you don't contribute tax then, well, sorry. What have you done to advance civilisation? You don't get a vote. A notable exception to this rule includes people with disabilities (actual physical disabilities which prevent them from working).
Surely, if you vote for the NHS, while others may accept private healthcare, you should pay for the NHS? Surely, if you want to amass £300bn of PFI debt, it should be the responsibility of the voters who voted in-favour of that policy to pay it back (Labour voters)?
Now that Tory voters no longer use the NHS, we'd have to divide up the asset value of holdings, as well as all tangible assets (if Labour wants to retain ownership). Labour voters would owe Tory voters all of their previous contributions (as well as gains made in the value of those holdings since the date of purchase). Once repaid, they have the NHS, and sole access to it. Good luck propping it up without Tory contributions, mind you.
Surely, if you vote for multiculturalism, you should be forced to live in predominantly multicultural areas, or around multiculturalism at its worst (otherwise your vote is either null and void, or you have to move, or invite more Syrians to live on your street).
Maybe we could divide the country up: Tory pot (plenty of cash, continual surplus) and Labour pot (plenty of PFI, continual deficit)?
We could have cards: Tory card and Labour card.
The latter will get you into faith-based secondary schools with teachings on homophobia and Sharia law (it's 'diversity'!), access to 'free money' as and when you need it, free healthcare in a run-down NHS devoid of contributions from Tory voters, and the right to live in a workplace whereby outcomes are strictly monitored. Feelings would be the national religion in L-UK. Celebrities would be the primary tax contributors (though how long this would last, after their self-interest is exposed for what it is, who knows.
The latter would get you access to swanky hotels, first-class education, private healthcare without any of the queues, and establishments which abide by a strict 'Russell Brand and Owen Jones are not permitted to enter' policy - all tax contributions would go towards furthering individual liberty and laissez faire capitalism (not Labour corporatism). Secularism would be the spirit of the day, as well as genuine - not manufactured - tolerance of individual liberty in C-UK.
Works for me. Now, who wants to set-up the petition?