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Berner Haselnusslebkuchen and Cold Cravendale.
Cadmium coloured carefully cut conical pieces.
THUD.
*Child awakens*
Amorphous Carbon. Persian rug.
*Whispers*
"Jenny, oh mummy was right. Mummy was really really right."

Crimson glowing nose.
" Shh..I'm tired Xavier... Go back to sleep."
Thin rimless glasses.
"Oh bu-"
Each footstep towards the evergreen conifer resulted in a creak louder than the last for he wasn't blessed with cat-like grace.
"I SAID, NO. Okay!?"
Heavy breaths.
Pulling up the festive quilt over his dishevelled hair, he lay on his side. Eyes welling up with sorrow. Disbelief. Pain. Icy air danced around the room duelling with every shot of breath that left his partially opened mouth as he exhaled.
Brass. Bells. Tinkling.
".. okay. "
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xD anon is this about santa? :lol:
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I have no idea what you just said you crazy ******* but I like Cravendale milk so have some rep anyway.
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Saw the title of this thread, was expecting something about sex, was very disappointed.
1/10, still kinda turned on.
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Did u really post this from Santa's workshop? :ahee:
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If yes, slap one of the elves for me. They messed up one of my presents last year smh.
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Omg, I actually thought you wrote "mummy was really really tight" :doh:

*smacks head against desk*
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All your threads are quite bonkers to be honest. :/
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So confused
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so manyq ustions

so little time and typin ability
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:rofl:

Well your threads definitely spread a lot of positive energy :yep:

I'm glad that you're in the festive spirit btw
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I get it, but why is the child sorrowful? He's just seen Father Christmas!
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(Original post by RainbowKiwi)
Did u really post this from Santa's workshop? :ahee:
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If yes, slap one of the elves for me. They messed up one of my presents last year smh.
XD :shh:

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:rofl: Oh ofc, anything for Kiwi. <3


(Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
Omg, I actually thought you wrote "mummy was really really tight" :doh:

*smacks head against desk*
:lol: XD Oh gosh. >.< As if I'd, like, ever write something of that sort. :woo:

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So confused
I'm sorry, have a snowflake. ----> :snow:

(Original post by Inexorably)
so manyq ustions

so little time and typin ability
:snow:

:awesome:

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I'll have some of whatever you're taking for Christmas please!
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"Xavier" smh
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(Original post by Indeterminate)
:rofl:

Well your threads definitely spread a lot of positive energy :yep:

I'm glad that you're in the festive spirit btw
Yayy, thank you. <3 'Prsom.' :snow:

(Original post by IFoundWonderland)
I get it, but why is the child sorrowful? He's just seen Father Christmas!
:woo: :woohoo: :yay: <3

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(Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
Omg, I actually thought you wrote "mummy was really really tight" :doh:

*smacks head against desk*
Someone is clearly not as innocent as everyone thinks... :smug:
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This was scary btw. :cry2:

(Original post by BobbyFlay)
Saw the title of this thread, was expecting something about sex, was very disappointed.
1/10, still kinda turned on.
Dunt b sili. Anon isn't about that lyf. :hand:


(Original post by Fiduciam)
I'll have some of whatever you're taking for Christmas please!
Snowflakes on toast¿ :awesome:

(Original post by somemightsay888)
"Xavier" smh
XD Leave him alone. :gasp:

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Heeeeere's Sanner !!
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