or how about
''god made grass, man made drink, who do you trust?''
something like that or you could replace drink with alcohol,beer etc
"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
"Integral of 2x dx between x = 10,13"
one that's proving popular where i am at the moment spans from me giving one of my teachers (who detests the syllabus) a black thsirt with plain white writing in the french connection font saying "fcuk the syllabus" - he's promised to wear it at a teacher conference where he's giving a key speech apparently! I'n holding him to that promise!
"f*uck fcuk" and "fcuk fcuk" has been done alot. A novel one my friend has is "fcek - The irish connection" - genius
Daveo, where on the net are you ordering these?? I've long been after a few customised t's...
Pure and simple:
"Too sexy for this shirt".
how about "Homeless and hungry, I want a house to eat"
"this is my favourite t-shirt"
"I have cheese with my coffee"
Ok, the last one is a bit random but i'd have a tshirt that said that.
"This t-shirt looks better on your bedroom floor".