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    I got one done for my last maths exams with: "Life is complex. It has real and imaginary parts." - Cool or what :rolleyes:
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    My mate has one that goes:

    TOOMUCH
    FCUK
    ISBADFORYOU
    REYESIGHT

    Proper bo I tell thee.

    Try http://www.cafepress.com/invisiblebear

    Weird...
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    "if you can read this you're standing too close"

    or, along the same lines...

    "curious?"
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    What about

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    Yeah, you read right!
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    'Smarter than the average bear' has always been one of my favourites also I know someone who owns a t-shirt which says.... 'Cover me in chocolate and feed me to lesbians' :rolleyes:
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    "You 'erd"

    The token phrase from Pauley.
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    You can look but you can't touch

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    If you can read this the b*tch has fallen off- Don't like it but others do...
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    A lot of slogan t-shirts are really naff and overdone to the point where they just aren't funny anymore. That's why I'd go for something really random which no one can explain -

    "Eggs? Eggs!".
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    when are you choosing?

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    I have seen a couple I like:

    "What if the hokey kokey really IS what it's all about?"

    and

    "Jehova's Fitness" and some dumbells and things underneath
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    I saw one along the lines of "Tell Jehova I didn't see *anything*"
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    "Jesus is coming. Look busy" Was quite cool.

    I saw a bloke wearing a "Jesus is my homeboy" t SHirt today... made me laugh
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    "I smoke cockmeat"
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    (Original post by Sianabanana)
    A lot of slogan t-shirts are really naff and overdone to the point where they just aren't funny anymore. That's why I'd go for something really random which no one can explain -

    "Eggs? Eggs!".
    Currently a suggestion from my friend of something completely random such as "Banana Snow Waffle" is my fave however I do like Helenia's "stop staring at my tits" which wud be ironically funny. Any more suggestions in the next 24hrs wen i can give rep may beat Helenia though.
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    "I'm a bomb disposal technician, if you see me running, try to keep up"

    Would be amusing, you could have the keep up bit on the reverse though
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    how about

    "Giraffes have long necks"

    or

    "elephants have big ears"

    or

    "I eat butter"

    MB
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    (Original post by musicboy)
    how about

    "Giraffes have long necks"

    or

    "elephants have big ears"

    or

    "I eat butter"

    MB
    As i'm allowed 3 lines on the front, if it will all fit I like the idea of all that one the same one.
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    (Original post by Daveo)
    As i'm allowed 3 lines on the front, if it will all fit I like the idea of all that one the same one.
    so have you gone off my coffee cheese idea?

    MB
 
 
 
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