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    (Original post by musicboy)
    Someone already posted that somewhere.

    MB
    yeh it was me, just informing u that i'm the winner
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    (Original post by slowjamz)
    "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

    (Hope I'm not repeating anyone but haven't read the whole thread...)
    already been done aswell. Sorry.

    MB
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    (Original post by chats)
    yeh it was me, just informing u that i'm the winner
    Damn, I thought I had a rare chance at some rep.

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    (Original post by musicboy)
    Damn, I thought I had a rare chance at some rep.

    MB
    lol only kidding, daveo would never give me rep.
    ur still in with a chance. which one did u say?
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    I suggested a ccouple (which I made up)

    "I have cheese with my coffee"

    and

    "Giraffes have long necks.
    Elephants have big ears.
    I eat butter"
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    oh yeh lol.
    i think he liked the one 'stop staring at my tits'
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    I Intend To Live Forever - So Far, So Good.
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    ^ I like that one

    Jesus Loves Us All - But I'm his favourite

    No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.

    Be different: Conform.

    You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re all the same.

    Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

    There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't. (think that one's too long for the three lines)

    Life in a vacuum sucks.

    I've got a perfectly wonderful t-shirt.
    This isn't it.
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    I dont know if this has been said but the ever funny,

    pobody's Nerfect
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    (Original post by historyhoney)
    I dont know if this has been said but the ever funny,

    pobody's Nerfect
    yeh marge said it when the simpsons went to australia
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    did she? I just remember looking up at a man in a museum a long time ago and read pobody's Nerfect on the back of a tall mans t-shirt - been with me ever since
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    'Jesus did it for the chicks' - My favourite t-shirt
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    "I like geeks"

    and

    "The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action"
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    ''who gives a f*ck''
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    hehe, that bomb disposal one is a classic oldy, my bf has that one. i think his funniest is 'you've been a bad girl, get to my room', but he wore it to mine once when we'd been out and decided to come home early and my parents were still up and he kept his jacket on til they'd gone away :rolleyes:

    i have one that says 'the best man for a job is a woman'

    i'd probably get one done with something stupid like 'you smell'

    lou xxx
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    How about:
    "Warning: do not allow near young children - contains small parts"
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    Or:
    "Warning: contains small parts" if you don't want people to get the wrong idea.
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    (Original post by lou p lou)
    hehe, that bomb disposal one is a classic oldy, my bf has that one. i think his funniest is 'you've been a bad girl, get to my room', but he wore it to mine once when we'd been out and decided to come home early and my parents were still up and he kept his jacket on til they'd gone away :rolleyes:

    i have one that says 'the best man for a job is a woman'

    i'd probably get one done with something stupid like 'you smell'

    lou xxx
    Lol! My boyfriend has one that has a picture of a stick man with no head. Underneath it says "Need Head" in big letters - which is open to the obvious interpretations :rolleyes: It's also been hidden under his jacket for my mum's benefit before! I have one which says "What are you staring it?" in teeny-tiny writing that you have to get right up close to my boobs to read - has resulted in some quite funny situations (especially when drunk men are trying to read it!)
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    completely random:

    'no more curried eggs for me!'
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    i don't know but these are the one i have:
    'good girl go to heaven bad girl go to london'
    'dont stare at my tits'
    'God is busy can i help u?'
    'protected by witchcraft'(and a witchcraft sign at the middle)
    'protected by Satan'
    ... etc i got lots more but those are the ones i can remember, hope this can help u a bit.
 
 
 
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