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Ah, very good.

Nearly as good as mine!
Nope never as good as your jokes - nothing can compare :rolleyes:
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i couldn't see imasillynarb proper so its gonna have to be the other narb
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Please save your jokes for a bigger audience, no-one deserves to miss them :rolleyes:
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Nope never as good as your jokes - nothing can compare :rolleyes:
Well, thanks very much for that, Silly Sally!

If anyone's doing revision, it'll give them a break, instead of a KitKat!
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thats not very fair, but i'll accept the vote
no i didn't mean it like that lol... ure actually cute
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You don't think imasillynarb has taken everything that has been said to heart do you?? He has been very quiet...
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(Original post by Silly Sally)
You don't think imasillynarb has taken everything that has been said to heart do you?? He has been very quiet...
I have, right now I have a gun to my head, itll all be over very soon
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You should save these til later. I won't be here then.
One more joke then:

A man walks into a bar with a pile of **** in his hand and says to the bar tender "Hey, look what I almost stepped in!".
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I have, right now I have a gun to my head, itll all be over very soon
Make sure its loaded
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(Original post by theaman)
One more joke then:

A man walks into a bar with a pile of **** in his hand and says to the bar tender "Hey, look what I almost stepped in!".
They just keep getting better and better - havr you thought about a releasing a book??? :rolleyes:
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Make sure its loaded
Only a schoolboy wouldnt
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sorry for my stupidity! and i know im not suppose to ask about jokes - but can you explain it?
Once explained, the joke's cracked like a mouldy egg.

Who is that in your avatar?
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sorry for my stupidity! and i know im not suppose to ask about jokes - but can you explain it?
I hope youre having a jest...maybe 'off your tits' is abit of a british saying in fairness
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(Original post by imasillynarb)
Only a schoolboy wouldnt
Holy Shizzle I didn't realise you were serious, wait maybe these jokes will cheer you up!
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hehe no i understood it, im terribly slow at jokes
So you dont need it explaining anymore ?
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My last one.

Portugese football officials have announced that David Beckham's voice will be used for stadium announcements at Euro 2004. They stated "We heard he comes over the P.A really well".
God thats awful pig
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I thought I'd seen the last of that joke.
Its pretty good though
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Why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the piss out of the undies.
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Have you got the same people texting jokes to you as I have?
LOL.

This one's from a website!
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What's brown and stickey?

What's orange and squarks like a parrot?

Ok, you might be sick of those ones, hmmmm.....

A man walks into a bar...? I'm less origional then the rest of you!
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