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Why Am I so hot?

I was looking in the mirror at my amazing face and I thought its not fair how there are very few people like me who are just so attractive and there are others who look like a pigs ass.


The world is so unfair.

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yeah but u got a 2 inch cock so......yeah the world is indeed unfair
Must be all the vegetables.
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Original post by The Diplomat.
yeah but u got a 2 inch cock so......yeah the world is indeed unfair


Actually I have a 15 inch cock so there.
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Original post by flippantri
Must be all the vegetables.


Studeies show that veggie men are actually the best in bed. :colonhash:
I know right #goodlookingissues
Original post by veggieguy
Actually I have a 15 inch cock so there.


smh, you mean you have a 15 inch dildo
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Original post by hazzer1998
I know right #goodlookingissues


Dont even pretend you know what I am talking about ass face. :u:
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Original post by veggieguy
Actually I have a 15 inch cock so there.


Do you keep him in the garden?
Do you live in a farm?
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Original post by The Diplomat.
smh, you mean you have a 15 inch dildo


Why would I buy fakes when I have the real thing mate?


I am real and not a fake like you. :redface:
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Original post by TeeEm
Do you keep him in the garden?
Do you live in a farm?


No its mine you jealous ****wit.


Awww you crying because you have nothing but a baby penis. How cute. :colondollar:
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bro its probbly cuz ur lithuanian and our winters are like ur summers with an extra 20degrees added on init.
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Original post by veggieguy
No its mine you jealous ****wit.


Awww you crying because you have nothing but a baby penis. How cute. :colondollar:


I do not understand you....
Are you trying to get yourself banned?
Would you like me to report your post?
I would rather someone else does it ....
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Is that your attempt at humour Serah smh.

You should be ashamed. :redface:


omg even a 3 year old wouldn't want to be seen with you lol. :colonhash:
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Original post by TeeEm
I do not understand you....
Are you trying to get yourself banned?
Would you like me to report your post?
I would rather someone else does it ....


No please don't report I am sorry. :frown:
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Why would I buy fakes when I have the real thing mate?


I am real and not a fake like you. :redface:


hmm I think you buy dildos because you feel like you've lost your manhood?
Or maybe because you label yourself as a pussy?
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=3801165

Spoiler

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Original post by veggieguy
No please don't report I am sorry. :frown:


I was not going to but it looks as if you are trying to ...
I heard some people are trying to set records or something ...
I must have got it all wrong.
You're the new, vegan version of an Awesome Genius.
If you're so hot lets see

No picture = not hot
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Original post by The Diplomat.
hmm I think you buy dildos because you feel like you've lost your manhood?
Or maybe because you label yourself as a pussy?
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=3801165

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No I am gaining my manhood back- i am a real man. :dumbells:

Who am I then- go ahead amuse me. :rolleyes:

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