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Reply 1
an alcoholic one from me..... buy vodka and give them all shots but put some chilli stuff in it, give the shot a name (any ideas?!)... get it down their neck and watch their faces lighten up... they're gonna need water! lol
Reply 2
The old lame ones are always the best.
Stink bombs + fire alarms = epidemic.
Reply 3
haha stink bombs are proper funny!!! used to always set them off at school.
Reply 4
The best ones are the best ones Lauren!
Buy two fish, place them in air vents/above ceiling tiles
Name the first fish "Fish 1" (put a sign next to it or w/e) name the second fish "Fish 3"
Poeple will always wonder where Fish 2 is, and if there is a bad smell, will be like "ahh i bet thats fish 2"
Reply 5
But you see there just not original, we have to beat last years. In which someone put notes in all the year 7 and 8's registers saying that they had lesson 2 in the libary. Now when you see 700 children all try to get up a one person at a time stair case only to be told the libary is full then your life is complete. Hundreds of people just massed intot the same place. Fooking genius.
Reply 6
Don't do the fish thing! LOL.
I have a reet fish phobia and would probably pass out if I saw that.

I like yours Tom, about the registers and all of them trying to get to the library haha, might get someone to do this...
mine involved fire extinguisher water fights, and kicking drywall in. but i was abit of a ****

That library idea is well funny i'd do that!

Oh remembered a properly funny one: we picked up the back of this teachers car (metro) and dragged it out into the road.
Reply 8
This isn't necessarily a school prank, but funny nonetheless.
Get some prawns, and hide them in curtains/blinds about a week before you leave. Make sure they're hidden. Eventually there will be the worst smell EVER and no-one will be able to find out why.

I've done this to a friends house before and her mum nearly had a breakdown. I felt bad.
Reply 9
Right check it out this is the video they made of it last year, they cut it down abit u've got to realise that our libary is massive and they re cueing outside and also the duration that this films over is about 40 minuntes :biggrin:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH6gVpkdRkw
It was really pretty funny tbh.
But there were some that they did that wernt on this vid :s-smilie:.
Pacibald
Right check it out this is the video they made of it last year, they cut it down abit u've got to realise that our libary is massive and they re cueing outside and also the duration that this films over is about 40 minuntes :biggrin:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH6gVpkdRkw
It was really pretty funny tbh.
But there were some that they did that wernt on this vid :s-smilie:.


1) Posh school
2) Posh accents?
3) Funny!
Reply 11
Really not a posh school, infact someone got beaten up on monday by 4 people from london on the school field, and its pretty much near cockney down here...they really arnt southern posh accents let me tell you :biggrin:
They're posh compared to what I am used to... me being Geordie and all that.
And it looked pretty posh :p: Are you hiding something from us Tom?
Reply 13
I can assure you, that neither money nor smarts of any kind are a nessessety to come to my school ( as you can see from my spelling of that word :biggrin:).
Necessity. 1 chip, 2 sausages (Thats how I remember it... I'm just strange).

I'm worried about my accent, everyone on the open day sounded like they were from down south, and then ... theres me!
AHH last day, we took over the school i swear.

locked doors with these wodden wedge things, went to reception in a joyous mood, asked the reception lady to allow us on the tanoy, speakerphone thing, and asked questions, if they got it right we would unlock a door.

pretty amusing actually. although we did get in **** for it, apparently it was dangerous.

meh we had to sweet talk the teahers then.

oh we also then went down the pub at lunch, got pretty drunk, and just went round talking to all the teachers in a slurring way.

good times.
Reply 16
Pacibald
Right check it out this is the video they made of it last year, they cut it down abit u've got to realise that our libary is massive and they re cueing outside and also the duration that this films over is about 40 minuntes :biggrin:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH6gVpkdRkw
It was really pretty funny tbh.
But there were some that they did that wernt on this vid :s-smilie:.


Thats video was pi*s funny...top marks mate!!

Lauren, I wouldn't worry about your accent, i'm from Yorkshire so my accent is pretty funny compared to cockneys. But im an accent person so i might start talkin like you lot.... so don't be offended ... its a habit :s-smilie:
Pacibald
Right check it out this is the video they made of it last year, they cut it down abit u've got to realise that our libary is massive and they re cueing outside and also the duration that this films over is about 40 minuntes :biggrin:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH6gVpkdRkw
It was really pretty funny tbh.
But there were some that they did that wernt on this vid :s-smilie:.


classic.
Reply 18
i do the accent thing too, purely because i don't really have an accent. i live quite close to stok-on-trent but i don't naturally have a stokey accent unless i start speaking to someone with a strong stokey accent. i turn yorkshire all the time and i turn scouse when drunk. my geordie and boro accents need some work. i'm trying really hard with my southern accents but i don't know that many southerners up here!!

oh and for the necessity thing.. you have one Collar and two Shoulders..
One collar two shoulders? Haha, completely dwarfed in comparison to my chip/sausage analogy.