uh oh bad sex?

oh god, i had a one night stand with a guy at work and now there is a rumour going round that im bad in bed :0 uh oh....can i just ask...what are the 'criteria' that would make someone bad as opposed to good in bed???
cheers :confused:

Reply 1

toth8

Why in the **** should it matter if you're good in bed or not?

just ignore it or laugh it off and quit being a pussy about it.

Reply 2

Angrybanana

Wow, what a gent. You should start spreading the runour that you couldn't do your job properly when he had such a small manhood.

Reply 3

dita_parlo

As long as you give good head, gyrate your hips like Shakira instead of just laying there, be up to try different positions then you shouldn't be classed as "bad in bed".

Reply 4

foxiroxi

Oh dear me whatever next!

You must have did something the other person didn't like....

Reply 5

minimo

No offence, but serve you right for the one-nighter.

Do some damage control, and say he's only 2 inches.

:rolleyes:

Reply 6

uk_chip

i like the damage control idea

Reply 7

JacquesNoir

Yeah just say he's small. And the criteria would be:

Laying there doing nothing
No noise
No dirty talk

But they could all occur because HE is crap in bed...just spread rumours about him.

Reply 8

Fleece

minimo

No offence, but serve you right for the one-nighter.

Do some damage control, and say he's only 2 inches.

:rolleyes:

Serve you right? Jeeeesus, high horse much.

Reply 9

username21537

spread that he is tiny. and that its hard to show how good you are in bed with him to work with. even the best cant work some miracles

Reply 10

username47781

Is the OP actually male or female?

Reply 11

domie

lol well the thing is, i did make noise, i went down on him, and i spoke quite dirty. but however he didnt 'finish' cus he sed he was not in the mood. hmm who know
thanks for ur replies ne way