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how do you get pikachu on a bus?

poke 'him' on



- *hangs head in shame*
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how do you get pikachu on a bus?

poke 'him' on



- *hangs head in shame*
That was like SOOOO 1998 (in an american patronising voice!!! )
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What's big and skin coloured and sticks out of your pyjamas?






Your head.

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How do you fit five donkeys into a police car?






Two at the front, two at the back and one on the top shouting 'EEyor, EEyor'





*shudders*
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How do you fit five donkeys into a police car?






Two at the front, two at the back and one on the top shouting 'EEyor, EEyor'





*shudders*
get out!
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I don't even understand that last one!
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it's supposed to be the sound of the siren... 'EEyor'
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how do u confuse a leprechaun?

put in him a circle and tell him to pee in the corner


Don't bother harassing a dyslexic midget...
its not big and its not clever


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it's supposed to be the sound of the siren... 'EEyor'
Oh yeah of course, slow little me!
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Don't bother harassing a dyslexic midget...
its not big and its not clever
lol, that reminds me of these mad people from Birmingham that i met last year on holiday, they told that joke...ah memories.
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I dunno if u lot have heard this one before but here goes...

What's the difference between a priest and a homosexual?






The way they say Ahmen
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What's the difference between a priest and a homosexual?

The way they say Ahmen
I think some would say it in the same way.
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I dunno if u lot have heard this one before but here goes...

What's the difference between a priest and a homosexual?






The way they say Ahmen
lol i found it funny
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I have a slightly longer joke but it's rude and not very tasteful, and contains many naughty words - want to hear it?
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wot is da difference between a french person and a piece of toast??

******drum roll*******










..............u can make soldiers out of toast
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Q: What did the blind deaf kid with no arms or legs get for christmas?
A: Cancer

Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim

Both are far beyond the borders of taste and decency but I laugh all the same. I must not have been hugged enough as a child.
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What do you call a fly in a polacs head?

A space invader!!
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I have a slightly longer joke but it's rude and not very tasteful, and contains many naughty words - want to hear it?

i wana hear it!
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me too
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me three! Not that i'm into distasteful jokes at all, ahem!!

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