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    how do you get pikachu on a bus?

    poke 'him' on



    - *hangs head in shame*
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    (Original post by Fly By)
    how do you get pikachu on a bus?

    poke 'him' on



    - *hangs head in shame*
    That was like SOOOO 1998 (in an american patronising voice!!! )
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    What's big and skin coloured and sticks out of your pyjamas?






    Your head.

    MB
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    How do you fit five donkeys into a police car?






    Two at the front, two at the back and one on the top shouting 'EEyor, EEyor'





    *shudders*
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    (Original post by damaster275)
    How do you fit five donkeys into a police car?






    Two at the front, two at the back and one on the top shouting 'EEyor, EEyor'





    *shudders*
    get out!
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    I don't even understand that last one!
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    it's supposed to be the sound of the siren... 'EEyor'
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    how do u confuse a leprechaun?

    put in him a circle and tell him to pee in the corner


    Don't bother harassing a dyslexic midget...
    its not big and its not clever


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    (Original post by damaster275)
    it's supposed to be the sound of the siren... 'EEyor'
    Oh yeah of course, slow little me!
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    (Original post by icklehc)
    Don't bother harassing a dyslexic midget...
    its not big and its not clever
    lol, that reminds me of these mad people from Birmingham that i met last year on holiday, they told that joke...ah memories.
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    I dunno if u lot have heard this one before but here goes...

    What's the difference between a priest and a homosexual?






    The way they say Ahmen
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    (Original post by damaster275)
    What's the difference between a priest and a homosexual?

    The way they say Ahmen
    I think some would say it in the same way.
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    (Original post by damaster275)
    I dunno if u lot have heard this one before but here goes...

    What's the difference between a priest and a homosexual?






    The way they say Ahmen
    lol i found it funny
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    I have a slightly longer joke but it's rude and not very tasteful, and contains many naughty words - want to hear it?
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    wot is da difference between a french person and a piece of toast??

    ******drum roll*******










    ..............u can make soldiers out of toast
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    Q: What did the blind deaf kid with no arms or legs get for christmas?
    A: Cancer

    Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?
    A: A rape victim

    Both are far beyond the borders of taste and decency but I laugh all the same. I must not have been hugged enough as a child.
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    What do you call a fly in a polacs head?

    A space invader!!
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    I have a slightly longer joke but it's rude and not very tasteful, and contains many naughty words - want to hear it?

    i wana hear it!
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    me too
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    me three! Not that i'm into distasteful jokes at all, ahem!!

    Lou
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