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    (Original post by imasillynarb)
    Ahh, gotcha!
    Aren't i a genius. They don't turn grey though, i think they stay brown even after they die.
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    Aren't i a genius. They don't turn grey though, i think they stay brown even after they die.
    Lets just say it was awful and leave it at that
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    Aren't i a genius. They don't turn grey though, i think they stay brown even after they die.
    note to you: its a wee boys view on things
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    (Original post by sublime_envy)
    note to you: its a wee boys view on things
    Cant you just explain it?!?! Youre just confusing me more and more now
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    (Original post by imasillynarb)
    Cant you just explain it?!?! Youre just confusing me more and more now
    I thought you got it now.
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    (Original post by imasillynarb)
    Cant you just explain it?!?! Youre just confusing me more and more now
    i think she means that a young boy would expect a dead hedgehog to be grey. yeh... crap joke.

    lou xxx
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    Q: how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Two but don't ask how they got there!
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    (Original post by Hipocrit)
    Q: how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Two but don't ask how they got there!
    Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: One
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    One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

    The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, apart from me, to be female."

    For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

    It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."

    The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike.

    For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, were female."

    The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."
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    (Original post by Pixelfairy #1)
    Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: One
    Q. how many men does it take to screw a lightbulb?
    A. only one, they'll screw anything

    Q. what do homosexual ghosts do?
    A. put the willies up each other

    *apologises now for rubbishness*

    lou xxx
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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the
    same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are
    tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm
    sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to
    get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.




    ok I will stop the **** jokes....
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    I know some quite perverse michael jackson jokes but I dont think I should share
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    (Original post by sublime_envy)
    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the
    same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are
    tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm
    sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to
    get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.




    ok I will stop the **** jokes....

    That's good

    There were three old ladies on a bench when a flasher came up to them and flashed his parts. Two of them had a stroke - but the other couldnt reach
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    This one really made me laugh.

    At a golf game in Britain recently.........

    The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
    place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
    underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
    husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
    afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
    "For the sake of decency, here's 50 pounds.

    Go and buy yourself some underwear!."

    Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
    skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin
    Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any
    on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
    sake of decency, here's 20 pounds. Go and buy yourself som underwear!"

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
    over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of
    Jesus, Aggie! Wherrre the frrrig are yerr drawerrs?" She too explains,

    "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrrd any."
    The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
    "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency,
    here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit!."

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    The following joke is very crap but managed to make my friends over-emotional blonde girlfriend cry;

    Did you hear about the blonde at the stop sign?

    She's still there...
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    what do you call an intelligent blonde?
    A golden retreiver
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    (Original post by sublime_envy)
    what do you call an intelligent blonde?
    A golden retreiver
    I can assure you that my dog Tess isn't in anyway intelligent. She walks into walls, tries to eat bees and is scared of briefcases, cars, strangers, hot air balloons and cutlery.
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    (Original post by Pixelfairy #1)
    That's good

    There were three old ladies on a bench when a flasher came up to them and flashed his parts. Two of them had a stroke - but the other couldnt reach
    that was brilliant
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    A blond is diving down the motorway one day when she sees another blond in the middle of a field sitting in a rowing boat. The blond is angered by this and shouts "It's blonds like you who give us a bad name, and if I could swim I'd come over and clock you one!"

    Q: What do you call 3 blonds standing ear to ear?
    A: A wind tunnel!

    Q: What do you call a brunette standing between 2 blonds?
    A: An interpreter!

    Q: What do you call a blond standing between 2 brunettes?
    A: A mental block!

    I love blond jokes, I've got a million of them. I would continue but unforutunately they are all equally rubbish.
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    although it's funny cos you spelt blonde wrong

    what do you call a blonde with her hair died brown?

    artificial intelligance
 
 
 
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