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    Ok, some more sick ones for you (all with a similar theme)...

    Mum! What's for dinner?
    Shut up and get back in the oven!

    Mum! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
    Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

    Mum! Grandma's got a bruise.
    Shut up and eat around it!

    Mum! I hate daddy's guts.
    Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

    Mum! Grandpa's going out!
    Well throw some more gasoline on him then

    Mum! I don't like tomato soup!
    Shut up, we only have it once a month.

    Sorry!
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    Mum! I don't like tomato soup!
    Shut up, we only have it once a month.
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    (Original post by Cossack)
    :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Amb1)


    (this could go on forever)
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    (this could go on forever)
    Yep!! :rolleyes:

    (oh sh*t - I ruined it!)
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    Yep!! :rolleyes:

    (oh sh*t - I ruined it!)
    oh you ruined it you ruined it!!
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    (Original post by Fly By)
    oh you ruined it you ruined it!!
    Joey's here again!!
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    What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?


    Paddy O'Furniture!!!
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    how many steps are there in putting an elephant into a fridge?



    three
    1. open the fridge.
    2. put the elephant in.
    3.close the fridge.
    lol
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    how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
    one if u throw it hard enough.


    whats worse than finding a baby in a bin?
    finding a baby in 5 bins.



    whats the definition of a nose bleed?
    a bogie with a period.



    why are micheal jackson and santa similar?
    they both leave kids rooms with empty sacks.
    (wrong i know)



    a vampire walks into a bar and says to the bartender "can i have a cup of hot water please?"
    the bartender then says "i thought u drank blood?"
    the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "i'm making tea"
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    Whats green and red and goes round and round?



    a frog in a blender.
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    Whats green and red and goes round and round?



    a frog in a blender.

    nice but have this one

    two blondes walk into a building.




    u thought at least one of them woulda noticed.
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    (Original post by polljk)
    nice but have this one

    two blondes walk into a building.




    u thought at least one of them woulda noticed.
    lol! Very good!!
    How do you kill a blonde?


    Put spikes on her shoulder pads!!
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    (Original post by polljk)
    nice but have this one

    two blondes walk into a building.




    u thought at least one of them woulda noticed.

    You're web site is really really weird
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    you bunch of weirdos. :rolleyes:
 
 
 
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