Ok, some more sick ones for you (all with a similar theme)...
Mum! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
Mum! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
Mum! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!
Mum! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
Mum! Grandpa's going out!
Well throw some more gasoline on him then
Mum! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.
Sorry!
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(this could go on forever)
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Yep!!
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oh you ruined it you ruined it!!Joey's here again!!
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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?
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how many steps are there in putting an elephant into a fridge?
three
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2. put the elephant in.
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how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
one if u throw it hard enough.
whats worse than finding a baby in a bin?
finding a baby in 5 bins.
whats the definition of a nose bleed?
a bogie with a period.
why are micheal jackson and santa similar?
they both leave kids rooms with empty sacks.
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a vampire walks into a bar and says to the bartender "can i have a cup of hot water please?"
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Whats green and red and goes round and round?
a frog in a blender.
nice but have this one
two blondes walk into a building.
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nice but have this one
two blondes walk into a building.
u thought at least one of them woulda noticed.
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nice but have this one
two blondes walk into a building.
u thought at least one of them woulda noticed.
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you bunch of weirdos.
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