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Ok, some more sick ones for you (all with a similar theme)...

Mum! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!

Mum! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!

Mum! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!

Mum! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

Mum! Grandpa's going out!
Well throw some more gasoline on him then

Mum! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.

Sorry!
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Mum! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.
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(Original post by Cossack)
:rolleyes:
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(Original post by Amb1)
:rolleyes:
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(Original post by Cossack)
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(Original post by Fly By)
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(Original post by Fly By)
(Original post by Cossack)
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(Original post by Amb1)


(this could go on forever)
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(Original post by Amb1)
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(this could go on forever)
Yep!! :rolleyes:

(oh sh*t - I ruined it!)
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Yep!! :rolleyes:

(oh sh*t - I ruined it!)
oh you ruined it you ruined it!!
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oh you ruined it you ruined it!!
Joey's here again!!
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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?


Paddy O'Furniture!!!
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how many steps are there in putting an elephant into a fridge?



three
1. open the fridge.
2. put the elephant in.
3.close the fridge.
lol
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how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
one if u throw it hard enough.


whats worse than finding a baby in a bin?
finding a baby in 5 bins.



whats the definition of a nose bleed?
a bogie with a period.



why are micheal jackson and santa similar?
they both leave kids rooms with empty sacks.
(wrong i know)



a vampire walks into a bar and says to the bartender "can i have a cup of hot water please?"
the bartender then says "i thought u drank blood?"
the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "i'm making tea"
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Whats green and red and goes round and round?



a frog in a blender.
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Whats green and red and goes round and round?



a frog in a blender.

nice but have this one

two blondes walk into a building.




u thought at least one of them woulda noticed.
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nice but have this one

two blondes walk into a building.




u thought at least one of them woulda noticed.
lol! Very good!!
How do you kill a blonde?


Put spikes on her shoulder pads!!
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nice but have this one

two blondes walk into a building.




u thought at least one of them woulda noticed.

You're web site is really really weird
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you bunch of weirdos. :rolleyes:
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