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    did you hear about the kidnapping?

    he woke up.
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    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
    me.
    I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
    He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    nice cup of tea, and then...." he sighed,
    "...let's put all these Frosties back in the box."

    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and
    was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.
    The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her
    purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?"
    she finally asked.
    The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
    The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the
    policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
    The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay,
    you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

    :rolleyes:
 
 
 
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