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    (Original post by mobbdeeprob)
    It will probably involve you and women's attire.
    Come on, I'm a classy kind of girl I do other things to get boys into my dresses!
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    Well, I usually do it for career promotion- so if you can get AQA and Edexcel to do a deal on my A-level grades then they're yours If that's not possible, then I might accept lower terms seeing as it's you!
    *goes and sleeps with chief examiners for AQA and Edexcel*
    Seeing as I didn't know which subjects you wanted the grades for, I slept with every single chief examiner for every subject on both boards. All because it's you
    (and yes, it was quick. I'll have no insinuations about my performance thankyou very much)

    Now, care to share these photos?
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    Come on, I'm a classy kind of girl I do other things to get boys into my dresses!
    I would happily reside in your wardrobe, so long as you fed and watered me.
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    (Original post by elpollodiablouk)
    *goes and sleeps with chief examiners for AQA and Edexcel*
    Seeing as I didn't know which subjects you wanted the grades for, I slept with every single chief examiner for every subject on both boards. All because it's you
    (and yes, it was quick. I'll have no insinuations about my performance thankyou very much)

    Now, care to share these photos?
    I need guarantees of A-grades before I give up the goods
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    I need guarantees of A-grades before I give up the goods
    *Sleeps with examiners again*
    They all assure me they'll give you an A. Now hand over the stuff, preferably in an anonymous looking briefcase, in the park, 20 minutes. Say "I hear it is nice in Moscow at this time of year". I shall be sat on a bench reading a copy of the Telegraph. Don't be late, or there will be retribution. Oh yes.
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    (Original post by mobbdeeprob)
    I would happily reside in your wardrobe, so long as you fed and watered me.
    *gives you cup cakes and a bottle of evian*

    Now get into these!
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    (Original post by elpollodiablouk)
    *Sleeps with examiners again*
    They all assure me they'll give you an A. Now hand over the stuff, preferably in an anonymous looking briefcase, in the park, 20 minutes. Say "I hear it is nice in Moscow at this time of year". I shall be sat on a bench reading a copy of the Telegraph. Don't be late, or there will be retribution. Oh yes.
    I'll be wearing too much mascara and hooker lipstick. See ya there
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    I'll be wearing too much mascara and hooker lipstick. See ya there
    As long as you don't look like that in the photos, I'm there.
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    (Original post by elpollodiablouk)
    As long as you don't look like that in the photos, I'm there.
    It's classy allllllllll the way
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    *gives you cup cakes and a bottle of evian*

    Now get into these!
    Oh, it's better than I thought, although walking around will take some getting used to. They are simply resplendent, the stars really do it for me - now all I need is a matching tiara and sash.
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    (Original post by mobbdeeprob)
    Oh, it's better than I thought, although walking around will take some getting used to. They are simply resplendent, the stars really do it for me - now all I need is a matching tiara and sash.
    Just took a pic of my tiara, it's a bit rusty but I hope it'll do
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    Just took a pic of my tiara, it's a bit rusty but I hope it'll do
    I can picture myself in it now. All I need is the dress... What's in it for me anyway? I haven't asked for lewd photographs as I prefer much more natural pursuits. Mud wrestling would be good.
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    (Original post by mobbdeeprob)
    I can picture myself in it now. All I need is the dress... What's in it for me anyway? I haven't asked for lewd photographs as I prefer much more natural pursuits. Mud wrestling would be good.
    You're getting a home in my wardrobe, with food and water
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    (Original post by F. Poste)
    You're getting a home in my wardrobe, with food and water
    So long as you let me out, to do what I will, on Twelfth Night.
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    Wow! What a small world...
    I'm sure that the Lincoln girl used to go to my school! If I'm right, then she's a Physics student...
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    (Original post by EmJ)
    Wow! What a small world...
    I'm sure that the Lincoln girl used to go to my school! If I'm right, then she's a Physics student...
    Kat?
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    (Original post by Jools)
    Kat?
    Yes! Kathryn Elcock? Wow, I was right...
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    (Original post by Helenia)
    Hmm, he's ok. I don't mind rugby shirts, myself - better than football shirts, any day!
    Unfortunately for all you drooling laydees out there, I'm afraid he's fairly loved up at the moment....
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    It's a bit of a shame that at Oxford you have to hunt the good looking people down and take a photo, just to prove that they actually exist! Well, there'll be some additions to the Hilda goddesses in October...
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    Unfortunately for all you drooling laydees out there, I'm afraid he's fairly loved up at the moment....
    Well, I couldn't possibly fraternise with The Enemy anyway, so it's no great loss on my part. I dread to think what would happen if they tried to do that column here! :eek:
 
 
 
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