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    So, the premise of this idea is that to cats, we must be ****ing insane beings.

    We have these strange electronic, beeping machines that work for us, we carry small cellular communication devices that are used for god knows what. We're also very large in comparison to a cat, likely towering over them.

    Thanks to our opposable thumbs and bipedal stature, we are also exceedingly efficient at modifying the environment, moving objects etc, things a cat cannot do.

    Sometimes I may move an object close to me, and the cat will stare in amazement, does he think I have telekinesis or some kind of divine power to mould the environment.

    Do our cats worship us.

    Have I stumbled into something profound, or will this post fade.

    I don't know.

    I think I'm on to something, something big..
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    Meanwhile your cat's thinking "My food, bish"
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    I think the cat's think that they are our god's, and who would we be to argue with them?
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    (Original post by John55)
    I think the cat's think that they are our god's, and who would we be to argue with them?
    We give them food, love and shelter. In return they give us nothing.
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    (Original post by Das Ich Man)
    We give them food, love and shelter. In return they give us nothing.
    They give you company, that's more than enough. You should be grateful.
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    (Original post by Das Ich Man)
    We give them food, love and shelter. In return they give us nothing.
    Rubbish, my cats love me.
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    (Original post by maria.x)
    They give you company, that's more than enough. You should be grateful.
    They give us company because they want something like warmth. It's like saying I should be grateful my wife is with me because she likes money.
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    (Original post by Das Ich Man)
    They give us company because they want something like warmth. It's like saying I should be grateful my wife is with me because she likes money.
    Did anyone force you to give it shelter and food? no. It doesn't expect anything from you unless you provide it. And relating wives to cats is not fair, and you know it. Did anyone force you to adopt a cat? again no.
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    (Original post by John55)
    Rubbish, my cats love me.
    My cat are my babies. Every morning they sit outside my bedroom door and as soon as I open the door I get swamped with kitty cuddles and shedding all over my cloths.

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    In conclusion, cat's are the best.
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    (Original post by John55)
    In conclusion, cat's are the best.
    Yes everyone loves some pussy
 
 
 
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