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    (Original post by batoot)
    what exactly are you rating?
    he asked what would make you weak at knees, and that line would make me so idk wht ur doing m8
    I'm just sayian


    you wouldn't get it
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    (Original post by SonOfTheGun)
    I'm just sayian


    you wouldn't get it
    f**k I just read it like 20 times over and now I get it
    lool that was a good one, reminds me of a childish gambino lyric "got u stripping like gaza"
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    (Original post by batoot)
    f**k I just read it like 20 times over and now I get it
    lool that was a good one, reminds me of a childish gambino lyric "got u stripping like gaza"
    Loool


    that's such sick lyrics tho
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    (Original post by rap11)
    A pick up line where you automatically go 'damn I want his babies'. :dance:
    I don't think any pick up line would do that for me. :rofl:

    Maths and science related pick up lines always make me smile though. :yep:

    (Original post by ImagineCats)
    "If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes" I'd cry of laughter and 10/10 think you're an amazing person and get attached ok pls SPREAD THE WORD
    I really like this one. :lol:
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    (Original post by connieiscrazy)
    'The mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell'
    That's geeky enough, but how is it a pick-up line?
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    Expectation.

    "Are you a washing machine? Bc I'm going crazy from taking just one look at you. :sexface: "


    :fan: *dies*



    Reality.

    "Are you a washing machine? Bc I'm going crazy from taking just one look at you. :sexface: "

    Uh.. so you're implying that I'm fat, can't stop turning, my place is in the kitchen and all I do is wash clothes?

    "No, no I mea-"

    Well, have you ever seen a skinny washing machine? So...you're basically calling me fat. So...you think I'm fat. For the record, washing machines aren't actually supposed to be in the kitchen. You're a sexist, misogynistic man who has no place in the 21st century. I urge that you don't speak to this "machine" ever again, otherwise maybe next time it will be you that I spin right round.
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    "I use to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee.
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    (Original post by DanaMills)
    How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number.

    If I asked you out would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    There's a huge sale going on in my room right now, clothes are 100% off!

    Would you like to go halves on a *******?

    I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast

    I have a pen you have a phone number, think of the possibilities...

    Did you erupt from a fire witches vagina? because you're a total smoke show
    looool
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    (Original post by NamineChan98)
    Cool anime references
    Agreed, that would work on me haha
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    (Original post by batoot)
    f**k I just read it like 20 times over and now I get it
    lool that was a good one, reminds me of a childish gambino lyric "got u stripping like gaza"
    I still dont get it ...
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    My love for you is like \mathrm y=2^x... exponentially growing.
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    "I'm in a band"
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    I got 99 followers and a ***** ain't one
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    (Original post by batoot)
    "Hi i'm palestinian and I study civil/mechanical engineering"
    What if the girl is Israeli? :gasp: :bricks: :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by rap11)
    A pick up line where you automatically go 'damn I want his babies'. :dance:
    Q) Do you like seafood? Because I'd like to take you to my room and give you crabs.


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    (Original post by rap11)
    A pick up line where you automatically go 'damn I want his babies'. :dance:
    "sell me your dreams in exchange for whats in them jeans"
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    (Original post by XxKingSniprxX)
    What if the girl is Israeli? :gasp: :bricks: :getmecoat:
    then she can occupy his territory
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    (Original post by anosmianAcrimony)
    That's geeky enough, but how is it a pick-up line?
    It's a meme lmfao
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    (Original post by connieiscrazy)
    'The mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell'
    OMG THIS ONES FUNNY:eek: AM LMAO
 
 
 
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