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    A plane crashes on the borders of France and Germany, leaving 400 people dead.

    Where would you bury the survivors?
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    ive heard this one a million times... you don't bury the survivors, they're alive
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    (Original post by mkap)
    ive heard this one a million times... you don't bury the survivors, they're alive
    :yes:

    There are two people in a park, both with identical backpacks.

    The one whose pack is open is alive.

    The one whose pack is closed is dead.

    Why?
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    :yes:

    There are two people in a park, both with identical backpacks.

    The one whose pack is open is alive.

    The one whose pack is closed is dead.

    Why?
    Parachutes.
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    Parachutes.
    :yes:

    Rip one off, and scratch my head.
    What was red, turns black instead.

    What am I?
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    :yes:

    There are two people in a park, both with identical backpacks.

    The one whose pack is open is alive.

    The one whose pack is closed is dead.

    Why?
    Parachutes
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    :yes:

    Rip one off, and scratch my head.
    What was red, turns black instead.

    What am I?
    A match.
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    (Original post by mkap)
    Parachutes
    :yes:

    Rip one off, and scratch my head.
    What was red, turns black instead.

    What am I?
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    :yes:

    Rip one off, and scratch my head.
    What was red, turns black instead.

    What am I?
    a match
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    (Original post by chazwomaq)
    A match.

    :yes:

    What is tall as a house, round as a cup;
    And all the king's horses can't draw it up?
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    (Original post by mkap)
    a match

    :yes:


    What is tall as a house, round as a cup;
    And all the king's horses can't draw it up?


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    (Original post by Kyx)
    :yes:

    What is tall as a house, round as a cup;
    And all the king's horses can't draw it up?
    a well
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    :yes:

    What is tall as a house, round as a cup;
    And all the king's horses can't draw it up?
    Wait, is it a well? Or like a water tank or something?
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    :yes:


    What is tall as a house, round as a cup;
    And all the king's horses can't draw it up?


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    sorry i cant be bothered any more. PS i googled the last one
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    (Original post by mkap)
    a well
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    Wait, is it a well? Or like a water tank or something?
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    any more?
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    What has a mouth but never eats and a bed but never sleeps?

    Only one I know, I'm I'm not 100% sure that is it!!!!
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    A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why so?
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    (Original post by Nightwing_)
    any more?
    :yes:

    If you look at the number on my face
    you won't find thirteen anyplace
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    :yes:

    If you look at the number on my face
    you won't find thirteen anyplace
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