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    Did you hear about the guy who was thrown out of PC World?



    He was wearing a shirt with the George Cross on it!!
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    Did you hear about the guy who was thrown out of PC World?



    He was wearing a shirt with the George Cross on it!!
    :confused: dont get it??
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    (Original post by Fly By)
    :confused: dont get it??
    :rolleyes: PC as in Polically correct. Loads of clueless mps think that displaying the England flag/George Cross is offensive to other cultures...

    What do mexicans put under their carpets?
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    :rolleyes: PC as in Polically correct. Loads of clueless mps think that displaying the England flag/George Cross is offensive to other cultures...

    What do mexicans put under their carpets?
    a floor?? :confused:
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    (Original post by Amb1)

    What do mexicans put under their carpets?
    Underlay underlay underlay!!!
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    Underlay underlay underlay!!!
    lol *resisting to laugh at the poor joke*

    *but cant *
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    3 drums and a symbol get pushed off a cliff................

    Ba da boom chish!

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    (Original post by kat_uk_84)
    3 drums and a symbol get pushed off a cliff................

    Ba da boom chish!

    :s

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    (Original post by kat_uk_84)
    3 drums and a symbol get pushed off a cliff................

    Ba da boom chish!

    :s
    rofl!!

    How do you make a dog drink?



    Put it in a liquidiser.
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    Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog?



    Because they can't hold on to a lead.
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    rofl!!

    How do you make a dog drink?



    Put it in a liquidiser.
    lol (actually did laugh out loud)
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    Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?




    Tequila!!!
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    (Original post by Cossack)
    lol (actually did laugh out loud)
    hehe. I think there should be a "lq" one, for when you laugh quietly.

    What do you call a gay dinosaur?




    Megasorearse!!
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    (Original post by Amb1)
    hehe. I think there should be a "lq" one, for when you laugh quietly.

    What do you call a gay dinosaur?




    Megasorearse!!
    lv.q

    How does Michael Jackson know when its tme for bed?


    When the big hand touches the little hand
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    Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bill and Charlie.

    Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." 2 hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Stella Artois.

    Charlie says, "Where did you get that, Bill?" "Steve's wife gave it to me." "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" Bill says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Steve's widow.' " She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said,









    "Bet you a case of Stella you are!"
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    (Original post by Cossack)
    lv.q

    How does Michael Jackson know when its tme for bed?


    When the big hand touches the little hand
    lml

    What have a 3 pin plug and the England football team got in common?





    They're both useless in Europe!!
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    (Original post by G4ry)
    Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bill and Charlie.

    Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." 2 hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Stella Artois.

    Charlie says, "Where did you get that, Bill?" "Steve's wife gave it to me." "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" Bill says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Steve's widow.' " She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said,









    "Bet you a case of Stella you are!"
    oochen harosho
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    (Original post by Cossack)
    oochen harosho
    :confused:
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    (Original post by Amb1)
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    ooochen harosho = very good
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    (Original post by Cossack)
    ooochen harosho = very good
    Thanks!
    whats black and screams?




    stevey wonder answering the iron
 
 
 
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