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    i think i'm tlkin 2much shoudl mayb shut up but heres another Genie jk

    A brunette, a red head an a blonde are stranded on a deserted island. One day a bottle gets washed up on2 the beach and the brunette pics it up an take the lid off. Out pops a genie. He tells them they r entitled to 3 wishes so they decide that they should each get 1. The Brunette says "OH! i wish i was back at home off this island, around my friends an family" and poof she disappears off the island.
    Next the redhead is asked what her wish is. she replies " i wish 2 b at home off this island, around my friends an family as well" and poof she disappears off the island.
    Then the blonde is asked what her wish is. She says "Awwww i miss my 2 friends i want them back " and POOF! they come back lol


    There is another 1 but it involves a Rangers an celtic supporter so you's might not get it
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    what do you call a rude boy in a box?






    innit.





    What do you call a rude boy in a locked box?







    safe.



    what do you call two rude boys in a box?







    Heavy.....




    hehe these jokes went spreading like wildfire round my school! my we 6th formers were easily amused...
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    (Original post by mangomaz)
    what do you call a rude boy in a box?

    innit.

    What do you call a rude boy in a locked box?

    safe.

    what do you call two rude boys in a box?

    Heavy.....

    hehe these jokes went spreading like wildfire round my school! my we 6th formers were easily amused...
    Lol! Very good
 
 
 
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