Rude Airport AnouncementsWatch
That is the best ever. Have some rep.
On a late running NSE train into London:
We are now ariving at London Bridge. I appologise for the delay to this service this morning - there were more red lights out there than in Soho. Not as much fun though!
I liked it anyway. The Driver did gat complained about though - some people have no sense of humour.
I was in Norwich on business a few weeks back, and the train back to dinium sat in the middle of no-where (somewhere near Ipswich) for about 30 minutes.
The driver appologised for the delay saying it was due to '**** trains and an even ****ter company' made my day
"we're late. sorry, although i don't really care. we're late because this train is ****. they gave me this train because they hate me. we're all going to be late."
I appologise for the delay to this service. This was due to a management cockup.
Its true he really said it.