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    Guys, if you woke up as a female and had to be one for life (say your sex orientation changed so that you liked men) how would you choose to live? Would you be a girly girl, tomboy and would you want kids when older do you think?
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    I'd probably just act the same as I do now...
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    (say your sex orientation changed so that you liked men)
    Why can't I keep my sexual orientation towards girls? When I transform into a lady, I definitely want to be a lesbian; I don't want to be expected to suck some stinky penis.

    Is this not an OK lifestyle for your scenario?
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    Spend the day as a lesbian?
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    let's be honest guys you'd just play with your boobs all day
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    (Original post by The_Internet)
    Spend the day as a lesbian?
    Do you reckon we could schedule it so that we both turn into females on the same day so that we can have lesbian sex together?
    I'd like that.

    (Original post by picklescamp)
    let's be honest guys you'd just play with your boobs all day
    I'd also stick a finger or two in.
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    I'd keep my orientation towards girls. Lesbian sex would be hot
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    (Original post by Davalla)
    Do you reckon we could schedule it so that we both turn into females on the same day so that we can have lesbian sex together?
    I'd like that.


    I'd also stick a finger or two in.
    Would rather a "real" girl tbh!
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    (Original post by Davalla)
    Why can't I keep my sexual orientation towards girls? When I transform into a lady, I definitely want to be a lesbian; I don't want to be expected to suck some stinky penis.

    Is this not an OK lifestyle for your scenario?
    This, dicks are just gross.

    I'd likely also be tomboy because activities traditionally associated with femininity sound boring af to me. I'd probably just be the same as I am now, but with tits. Also f*** kids.
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    Not literally, you filthy perv
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    I would use my superior charms to extort money and sex out of stupid men. Also, I would love to see all the different kinds of clothing and fashion women can wear (even though I don't really care about fashion atm).
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    This, dicks are just gross.

    I'd likely also be tomboy because activities traditionally associated with femininity sound boring af to me. I'd probably just be the same as I am now, but with tits. Also f*** kids.
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    Not literally, you filthy perv
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    (Original post by Davalla)
    Why can't I keep my sexual orientation towards girls? When I transform into a lady, I definitely want to be a lesbian; I don't want to be expected to suck some stinky penis.

    Is this not an OK lifestyle for your scenario?
    You don't have to suck anything. I was just expecting the guys to say 'I wouldn't want to be female as I'd still be attracted to females' and so I changed your orientation for you.
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    (Original post by Aria Enoshima)
    I would use my superior charms to extort money and sex out of stupid men. Also, I would love to see all the different kinds of clothing and fashion women can wear (even though I don't really care about fashion atm).
    clothing is awful these days some women walk around with those flimsy things that look like rugs.
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    This, dicks are just gross.

    I'd likely also be tomboy because activities traditionally associated with femininity sound boring af to me. I'd probably just be the same as I am now, but with tits. Also f*** kids.
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    Not literally, you filthy perv
    We should be a lot more thankful for the power of the human penis and what it's capable of achieving
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    (Original post by Daniellaaa)
    We should be a lot more thankful for the power of the human penis and what it's capable of achieving
    The human penis is a great thing, it's just ugly af
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    (Original post by picklescamp)
    let's be honest guys you'd just play with your boobs all day
    That would be heaven. :drool:
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    (Original post by Daniellaaa)
    We should be a lot more thankful for the power of the human penis and what it's capable of achieving
    What? Tell me what use does a penis have but being ugly?
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    The human penis is a great thing, it's just ugly af
    Be sure to keep yours looking in tip top shape :sexface:
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    Suck my own toes.
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    (Original post by rap93)
    What? Tell me what use does a penis have but being ugly?
    Your existence
 
 
 
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