Why is it called a "blow job"?

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Laomedeia
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Shouldnt it be called a suck job? Have you ever tried sticking your penis in front of a fan? Well I have, and its not as much fun as the name suggests.
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Does this answer your question?
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A girl asked this in my GCSE science class, she got a U in the end.
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I have wondered this for the longest Goddamn time.

When I was younger and I first heard this term, I thought that was what you did. :rofl: I remember being very confused by the concept.
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Coz'... you blow?

(Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
A girl asked this in my GCSE science class, she got a U in the end.
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I can't help thinking that if a girl blows into a guy's japs eye, it would end up expanding width-ways like a big, veiny balloon.
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(Original post by Kvothe the arcane)
Does this answer your question?
Yes it does. Specifically this bit:

"The roots of the term "blow job" begin a bit earlier than this — in the 17th century, to be exact, when to "blow" meant to bring someone to orgasm."

This bit is just ironic:

"(some interpretations of the ancient Egyptian myth of Iris and Osiris involve a life-giving blow job,"

Blow jobs in reality actually prevent life.
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you blow into the pipe :mmm:
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Wonder if anyone knows the origin of this ridiculous phrase..
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cus it blows ur mind

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You gently blow on the end of the penis. This tickles the guy until he eventually sneezes - this is climaxing
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(Original post by eternaforest)
cus it blows ur mind

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most logical response actually...
edit: actually this is
(Original post by Jenx301)
You gently blow on the end of the penis. This tickles the guy until he eventually sneezes - this is climaxing
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You have to blow on it to cool it down.

Like hot soup.
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No it's definitely called a blowjob bc you blow his mind if you do a good job... it's only called a suckjob when you do it badly 🤷🏻*♀️ duhhh ✌️🤣🤣🤣
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