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    A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D

    Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."Guy replies "Why the rabbit?"Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"
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    A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes."
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    (Original post by bardnnyc)
    A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes."
    Dont get it.

    Is she gonna put the ashes in her mouth?
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    (Original post by azefayuu)
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    Here is one for the feminists. Question: Why does a woman pierce her belly button? Answer: So she can hang an air freshner from it.
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    (Original post by bardnnyc)
    A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes."
    I don't get it?
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    (Original post by Ronda Rousey)
    Dont get it.

    Is she gonna put the ashes in her mouth?
    No. She blew the ashes away. sort of dispersing the ashes into the air.
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    My sex life.
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    (Original post by Blondie987)
    My love life
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    (Original post by bardnnyc)
    Here is one for the feminists. Question: Why does a woman pierce her belly button? Answer: So she can hang an air freshner from it.
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    (Original post by bardnnyc)
    Here is one for the feminists. Question: Why does a woman pierce her belly button? Answer: So she can hang an air freshner from it.
    lol wut?

    what is the punchline here?
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    (Original post by Alfed)
    I don't get it?

    Imagine dust in your palm and you want to get rid of it instead of washing or rubbing it off..

    you blow it away.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    I hate you
    Mwuhahahah
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    (Original post by azefayuu)
    Dolan is life.
    hahahahahahahaha :lol:
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    A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend when the telephone rang. After hanging up, she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry -- he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you.''
 
 
 
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