You sure look like you know your stuff, Cucumber, and your FAQ's look great, but I don't agree with you on the fact that the trainers know nothing. All I did on this thread was give him motivation and general advice, as I believe the best thing he can do is hit the gym and follow the trainer's guide - getting informed on the internet as a novice isn't gonna help. And that's still my best advice: go to the gym, don't overthink plans and protein shakes. Those can also come later. Good training OP.